Weird, Creepy, Facebook and Social Media: Creepy - FML

Creepy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Virgin Islands British

Today, I saw a picture of my creepy uncle and me on Facebook, which he had captioned "Me and my woman," and posted several lewd comments on. I guess he forgot I'm his friend on Facebook. FML

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Manveer 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:18

Dont talk bout your man like that

brittk23 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:18

Everyone has that ONE creepy uncle right?

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natalielovesu 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 6:53

Girl that creepy

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 26 February 2012 7:12

First of all, I'm pretty sure incest is illegal everywhere (and by the way, that's downright creepy). Second of all, if he freaks you out (which how can he not?), why is he your friend on Facebook? Delete him and I bet he won't even notice.

Meowingtons500 18

Sunday 26 February 2012 8:07

Lester the molester. ;]

nic7973 23

Sunday 26 February 2012 9:02

Take a screen shot, then blackmail him. Get a free ride from it, and when you get called out on it, use the 'i was traumatised' card - you cant lose!!!

iheartprinceroyc 4

Sunday 26 February 2012 11:22

He a Creepy guy

cheesendouche 1

Sunday 26 February 2012 12:27

flag the pics! unless u want a popschicle

CharliesCool2084 8

Sunday 26 February 2012 12:48

I'd inform your parents.

KimmieKat 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 13:29

Omg... Tell your parents that uncle of yours needs to stay away...

SoultheWolf 19

Sunday 26 February 2012 14:01

You should reply on it saying, "Oh? So you think your niece is your woman? You sick old man. No wonder you can't get a girlfriend."

radiocaf 29

Sunday 26 February 2012 14:16

I wouldn't defriend him. You could gather more evidence in case anything happens in the future.

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