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Show it anywayTwo options: 1) Break up with her first, claim she was just something you used for sex. 2) Crush her in the bear hug, pretend it was an accident.
Say, "here's one, let him hear!" then punch her face. :D
awwwww poor op
damnn awkward
:( keel hur
How is this mean? She was just asking how she should break up with him. If she was mean she would have just walked up to him and broke it off like she didn't care about his feelings. But logic tells us she did care
I wonder what was said afterwards... "Uhhhh, Ismaeliqua..." "What, he's a ******* greasy-haired, pizza-faced loser who's made me fake it for him every time we've done it, but if I'm straightforward about it, he might go into a whinefest and kill himself." *Other friend points to you* "How is he behind me? I can smell his sweaty ass from space. Hell, I can smell him over...the...phone." *Turns to see you at the last part* "Hey sweetie! I didn't notice you there!" But yeah man, FYL.
Looks like you were the one surprised !!! :D
It seems she doesn't like pedobear hugs. Consider a change of tactics.
tell her she doesnt have to coz you're breaking up with her instead!
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I wonder what was said afterwards... "Uhhhh, Ismaeliqua..." "What, he's a ******* greasy-haired, pizza-faced loser who's made me fake it for him every time we've done it, but if I'm straightforward about it, he might go into a whinefest and kill himself." *Other friend points to you* "How is he behind me? I can smell his sweaty ass from space. Hell, I can smell him over...the...phone." *Turns to see you at the last part* "Hey sweetie! I didn't notice you there!" But yeah man, FYL.
"least u don't have to go through that akward break up" - It sounded like a pretty damn awkward break up to me...