Awkward, Teenagers and Love: Creepy

Creepy

By Fail - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend with a bear hug. I found her in the hall with her back to me, talking to friends. As I walked up behind her and was about to wrap my arms around her, she said, "So… does anyone have any ideas about how I should break it off with my boyfriend?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 442

You deserved it 3 117

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Sketchy

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Austria

Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 594

You deserved it 3 193

Sketchy

By Wolf - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 876

You deserved it 2 469

Been there, done that

By hlewrn - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Centreville

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 116

You deserved it 34 851

Stuck

By canessadawn - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 802

You deserved it 2 580

By grrrr - 12/02/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 136

You deserved it 48 222

Sounds promising

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 770

You deserved it 3 235

Scary!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 221

You deserved it 5 883

By thatonekid - 27/07/2009 23:10 - United States

Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 493

You deserved it 3 551

Very funny, Mom

By ThanksMa - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 115

You deserved it 14 568

Treat yourself

By birthday bash - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 211

You deserved it 5 240

Thoureau 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 13:03

I wonder what was said afterwards... "Uhhhh, Ismaeliqua..." "What, he's a ******* greasy-haired, pizza-faced loser who's made me fake it for him every time we've done it, but if I'm straightforward about it, he might go into a whinefest and kill himself." *Other friend points to you* "How is he behind me? I can smell his sweaty ass from space. Hell, I can smell him over...the...phone." *Turns to see you at the last part* "Hey sweetie! I didn't notice you there!" But yeah man, FYL.

malakian_fml 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 12:55

"least u don't have to go through that akward break up" - It sounded like a pretty damn awkward break up to me...

Comments

Carbonchild 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 14:38

Move the hug up to her neckline and throttle her?

Jernau_Gurgeh 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 23:36

Then his life would *really* start to suck. Not to mention hers...

stupiddumbblonde 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 15:25

hahahhaha

CallMeHush 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 15:29

Woof, didn't see that one coming. You ruined the surprise so you probably didn't even get breakup sex either did you?

captain_soggy 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 15:45

continue on with the bear hug, and don't ever stop squeezing!

blastvortex 3

Saturday 21 November 2009 19:34

You should've said something sarcastic while walking off. It's a great breakup in any case, though. She just saved you the trouble of wading through anything else she could've used an excuse to mooch off of you... lucky you.

Anteezy 7

Saturday 21 November 2009 20:15

YDI. She probably got sick of all your goddamn hugs moron, stop being so clingy.

SirensMelody 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 3:02

Giving tight hugs =/= clingy. It shows how much he likes/loves her. I personally love bear hugs because light hugs SUCK. You wouldn't know how often these bear hugs come anyway. But even if it was constantly given to her, she could've asked him to stop. Breaking up with him just over hugs? Come on now. Back on topic, bear hugs = love. The idea of surprising her was cute. It's okay if she doesn't appreciate it, you can find someone better.