Treat yourself

By birthday bash - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
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fullyhalfempty 0

You're a winner to me, Ben.

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sayyestothedress 24

Is it just me, or does almost EVERY person who comments on old FMLs thumb themselves up out of desperate insecurity?

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FusionPlacebo 26

There's one thumbs up on your post. Did you do that?

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FOOFIGHTERSrock 0

Hahahah Taya what u et for being a virgin....

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inkyloveblot 2

He's not a virgin. He said he hadn't in a while. Not that he hasn't ever.

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LaplacesDemon 0

I love how whether or not you get a ydi or fyl is completely based on how much people (read:girls) project their relationships onto yours.

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wh4t3v3R 0

I'm not a girl, and I have to say, "Holding her back" gets some serious projection out of me. I'm glad she got out from under that loser.

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fallen_dragonkin 12

she must have had a reason to do that, two years together is quite a long time.

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AliceStrange 0

You probably deserved it

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hkguy 0

Hey Ben, YDI for not being more inspiring. Girls need a strong lead. If you want to keep her all you had to do was to bed her right. Even just once is enough, she'll cling onto you for a LOOOONG time. Never fails, even when you want it to fail. Take the hit, move on, find another girl. This time do it right.

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

It's as if you made this comment with the sole intention of getting thumbed down and buried...

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dangletsbang21 0

ydi for having the name Ben :) haha

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I_lost_the_game 25

Words cannot describe how much I would like to kick you in the crotch.

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EveryDayJackAss 0

Wow, at least did you get to french kiss her?.....no wonder

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