Creepy

By Dummy - 10/11/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I saw an adorable girl at the bar and I went to talk to her. I decided to use my cheesiest pick up line to make her laugh. After I said it, she knew who I was. It was my cousin I hadn't seen in 8 years. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 635
You deserved it 16 062
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

LEPOfficer 0

I like how you said "adorable" to keep people from flamin' you for thinking your cousin is hawt.

73 2
frootloopkicker 0

I could totally see something like this happening to me... That's what happens when you have a large family where you only see a person once every five to ten years. Definitely FYL.

29 2

Comments

LoveDemon 19

time for someone to get a new pick-up line .... :P

5 0
Jimboom 11

Mmm. Keeping it in the family. Nice. Incest, the game the whole family can play. ;)

7 0
liveBabylon 0

ahahahahahahhaha yes FTW

0 3
andy87 0

That's funy but i don't see how this is an fml....she probably thought you were joking

2 1
Kgirl2cute 6

agree with #13 - you could probably pass it off as a joke.

2 0
col535 0

did she laugh? and don't feel bad, my friend wants to bang his cousin. I do too though.

0 1
laurr_rawrs 0

incest ftw. so... how'd it work out after that? ;)

0 0
epanssereves 0

Oh man no fair! Someone already used the ''Incest keep it in the family'' line >.> FYL

0 0
Flutist 3

With the language you used you must have been at the juice box bar... was she a toddler when you saw her last, because "adorable" is only used for old people dying in the same bed like in the Notebook, fluffy kittens, and people under eight. YDI for not being in bed when you should have been young man and for picking up your eight year old cousin. What was the pick up line: If you were a crayon you would be "Giggle and Happy Purple." Did it hurt when the doctor slapped you in the ass? Because I would like to give you a spanking. Time out. LEts hit the sand box.

1 6
col535 0

^^lmao!!! I was thinking the same thing. I'm just suprised it wasn't chuck-e-cheeses.

0 1
gargoyle666 5

Isn't this normal behaviour in the US anyway?

1 4
GreenHacker 0

Incest? No. You must be thinking of your own inbred country.

1 2
Flutist 3

So is telling you to go **** your mother asshole.

0 1
perdix 29

Yes, but it always happens one state over. If you live in Texas, incest is rampant in Louisiana. If you are from Louisiana, then everyone from Mississippi is a product of, and a practitioner of inbreeding. If you are from Mississippi, then Alabama is the land of Wincest. Etc.

1 0
bandaidface 0

Like everyone else is saying- thank GOD you didn't go home with her. And hey- it wouldn't have been too hard to smooth over. If she knew you from the line, she could have thought you had said it as an inside joke or something. Or, she went home and told everybody that you're a pervert.

4 0