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Creepy

By Dummy - 10/11/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I saw an adorable girl at the bar and I went to talk to her. I decided to use my cheesiest pick up line to make her laugh. After I said it, she knew who I was. It was my cousin I hadn't seen in 8 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 10:55 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty, and asked for her number. She replied, "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML

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You deserved it 124 239

By crucets - 06/10/2010 04:37 - United States

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML

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You deserved it 57 459

Poor choice of words

By Jan - 10/06/2022 06:00

Today, I got drunk and tried to talk with my crush. I ended up telling her that she reminded me of my nieces. FML

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You deserved it 873

By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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You deserved it 43 472

Spooky

By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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You deserved it 3 660

And I oop

By easygoing765 - 06/06/2021 11:01

Today, I found out the girl I hit on at the store I work at is my second cousin. FML

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You deserved it 243

By Austin Franklin - 18/03/2012 11:41 - United States

Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML

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You deserved it 47 414

By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 521

You deserved it 3 332

By Anonymous - 29/08/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML

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You deserved it 4 371

Catfished

By phonesage - 13/12/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

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You deserved it 10 457

LEPOfficer 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 12:19

I like how you said "adorable" to keep people from flamin' you for thinking your cousin is hawt.

frootloopkicker 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 12:08

I could totally see something like this happening to me... That's what happens when you have a large family where you only see a person once every five to ten years. Definitely FYL.

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shirvon100 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 22:02

hey head out to alabama, its perfectly fine there

alexandraa_fml 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 22:36

Um no. No it is not.

FML_babe 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 22:02

everyone is giving OP so much crap for saying adorable! imagine if he'd said sexy and it was his cousin how much more he'd get ripped?! and hey at least you didn't realize AFTER you'd taken her home!

In2Ndo 1

Tuesday 10 November 2009 23:40

nothing wrong with cousins... as long as you don't have children.. I mean.. what..? there was Adam and Eve... and where the hell did everyone else come from... ... Hheelllooooo...!!

BlowYaMind 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 0:17

Haha. "Yeah, he ****** his cousin." "No, I kissed my cousin. But once I knew who she was I stopped kissing her. But, I ****** her friends. I ****** my cousins friends." (Role Models).

mangotango715 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 0:50

Shut it down! please say someone watches 30 Rock...

ClumsyJason 3

Wednesday 11 November 2009 0:54

Oh yeah, she is quite adorable ehh OP :P

lolwatlol 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 1:42

Wincest? alls good

alpha_beta 3

Wednesday 11 November 2009 1:54

Embarrassing,but it's not your fault. On a side note,Einstein married his cousin. Tap that ass,as incest is best :P

cefarix 5

Wednesday 11 November 2009 3:44

Nothing wrong with liking a cousin.

physicsgirl4 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 3:46

The same type of thing happened to my uncle and his cousin who he hadn't seen in years. It's hard to keep track of everyone in larger families, especially when they're spread out over the country. FYL for having to live through that embarrassment (and again when that story comes up at the next family reunion).