Creepy

By Anonymous - 16/11/2021 02:04

Today, I found out what my son has been celebrating. Apparently, his boss caught him smoking weed and fired him, then had a massive stroke and now has the IQ of a potato, so my son just kept turning up to work since his boss hadn’t had the time to tell anyone he was fired, or to fill out any paperwork. My son is scum. FML
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justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9

tbh I feel like a lot depends on how often your son smokes/got caught smoking/if the job he did(or I guess does...) would be dangerous while high. If his work performance wasn't jeopardized and this was the first offense, then the boss is kinda the asshole here. If the latter is the case, then honestly, props to your entrepreneur son who knows how to work the capitalist system 🤷🤷 Now if it was the former.... then yeah, your son's a douche...

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Marcella1016 31

I know a lot of employed scum, and it sucks because their job is just to hang out clinging to the tiles in my bathroom.

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eellik 10

That's not gonna last for long. Someone will replace his boss soon and then he'll have to work or get fired again.

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justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9

tbh I feel like a lot depends on how often your son smokes/got caught smoking/if the job he did(or I guess does...) would be dangerous while high. If his work performance wasn't jeopardized and this was the first offense, then the boss is kinda the asshole here. If the latter is the case, then honestly, props to your entrepreneur son who knows how to work the capitalist system 🤷🤷 Now if it was the former.... then yeah, your son's a douche...

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kfchicken 31

I think you missed the part where it said the son was literally celebrating what happened

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