Health: Crispy

Crispy

By ouch - 20/12/2011 12:46 - Australia

Today, I'm on a medication that really dehydrates my skin. I thought split lips were the worst side effects. Other split orifices make a trip to the toilet a literal pain in the arse. No sign of stopping in the near future. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 671

You deserved it 2 432

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Pranks should be outlawed

By hannah - 30/09/2023 04:00

Today, someone held me down and rubbed ChapStick all over my lips. I have a condition which requires medicinal balm, otherwise my lips crack and bleed, and ChapStick makes it worse. I’m still waiting on the balm to arrive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 787

You deserved it 98

Definitely

By pizzaface - 27/07/2022 04:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I discovered that of the three medicines I now have to take, all three of them have acne as a side effect. When acne is a side effect, I am 100% guaranteed to get it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 784

You deserved it 104

Jammed

By stinky car - 16/08/2013 03:18 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I went on a new medicine. One of the listed side-effects was "anal seepage" and I spent the better part of the day laughing with my coworkers about how it's "not a real side-effect". I found out that it really is while stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the way home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 046

You deserved it 10 450

By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 16:47 - United States - Suwanee

Today, I had so much skin peeling off my lips that it got caught in my fork as I was eating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 253

You deserved it 5 505

By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that just because I got my braces removed does not mean my painful mouth ulcers will stop. I now have them under my tongue. I can't even lick my lips. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 374

You deserved it 2 648

Make it stop

By Ow ow owwww - 15/08/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, I have what is probably a cold sore on my upper lip. I also have a mustache, which keeps rubbing against it. Because of this, no matter what I do, it stings. The next few days are fixing to be very, very long and miserable. FML

I agree, your life sucks 541

You deserved it 181

Can't win

By Rawrssa - 13/03/2011 05:52 - United States

Today, I came down with painful sores in my mouth, just after having gotten over a cold. Apparently I'm allergic to the cough drops I've been eating for the past week to make myself feel better. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 456

You deserved it 3 474

By JoJo - 17/10/2009 06:26 - United States

Today, I realized that acne is a major side effect of a medication I'm taking. The medication is to help me with my anxiety. The acne is creating more anxiety. And the more anxious I get, the more meds I need. And the more my face breaks out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 068

You deserved it 5 191

Turn that frown upside down

By sdfg - 12/12/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I was written up at work for not smiling. It’s winter, therefore smiling will cause my lips to crack and bleed. I drink 8 glasses of water a day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 504

You deserved it 154

The itch

By Oh man, it itches - 27/05/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, I finally got prescribed something for my skin problems. The good news: It works really well. The bad news: When the doctor said one of the potential side effects was a "horrible rash," she really meant it when she said, "horrible." I swear to God, I was about to rip my chest open, due to it itching so hard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 684

You deserved it 99

moop256 10

Tuesday 20 December 2011 18:44

Not even a joke try some Vaseline.

upyourzlolz 11

Tuesday 20 December 2011 18:47

I guess you need that $90 moisturizer.

Comments

sbruftl 4

Tuesday 20 December 2011 22:29

lol

alliecat1876 2

Tuesday 20 December 2011 22:33

U better get out dat A&D ointment!!!!

ruusk 6

Tuesday 20 December 2011 23:30

On the plus side, you have a cracking arse

SwtCherryPie 26

Tuesday 20 December 2011 23:36

Maybe put a little dab of vaseline or baby diaper rash type cream on it to keep it moist. Should help a bit im sure.

Timja83 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 23:53

Try Vaseline and talk to your doctor. Because any splits around your anus could get infected easily..

HahaYDI 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 0:12

What a... *slips on sunglasses* shitty situation.

meben 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 1:41

Go to the doctor for some prednesone. My brother had the same symptoms as you. Started taking prednesone and his dry cracked skin went away even his hands were bleeding.

mrsayuso 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 5:14

Um actually a side affect of prednisone is thinning skin and slower healing wounds. So not great advice. Don't give medical advice for someone when you don't know their condition. You are clearly not a doctor.