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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - South Salem

Today, my sister came to stay with me in my apartment for the last few weeks of her difficult pregnancy. However she didn't tell me she was bringing her two dogs, her jackass of a husband, my bratty nephew, and an inflatable kiddie pool so she could have a natural water birth in my living room. FML
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ozpunker 20

We've all heard of Bridezillas but I didn't know there were Birthzillas.

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buckdharma 36

Slack-jawed in-laws about to make a house-call? Put the jewel, the fool, and the tool in the pool along with the dog stool. When she finally births the fetus, I suggest she name it Cletus.

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mollyjynxjax 28

Why the hell is she not giving birth at a hospital if she's had a difficult pregnancy?!

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Omniprism 14

Uh whoa. That sounds crazy but then again wouldn't she want all those things, aside from the dogs, during her delivery? Ahh communication, it's always worth it.

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jaezabel13 7

Honesty, i think her bringing her husband and child along for a birth, is reasonable, and maybe she couldn't find a dog sitter. How about trying to com,promise about the tub huh? She's your sister, don't push her away, especially right now, as she's gonna have a baby.

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TheMDragon 7

I know I sound horrible saying this, but I would've kicked her out.

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twiztedone 19

Did you think she wasn't going to bring her family with her for the last few weeks and to the birth? Did you not talk to her before about how/where she was planning on birthing the child?

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unixdude 9

What did she say when you kicked her out?

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