Sex, Awkward, LGBTQIA+ and Intimacy: Crude

Crude

By Anonymous - 25/01/2016 01:24 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I was leaving the house to go on a date. My dad stopped me at the door and said confidently, "Tear that pussy up, son." I'm gay and my dad knows that. FML

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You deserved it 5 050

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By Champion sucker - 11/08/2018 06:00

Today, I was going out with my boyfriend after recently coming out. On my way out the door, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Suck that dick like a champ tonight, son." FML

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Dad of the day

By Anonymous - 04/07/2023 23:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad is disappointed in me because I came to him for advice on how I should tell my girlfriend I don’t feel ready for sex yet. He just looked at me, shook his head, and walked away. Later he sent my mom to ask me if I’m gay. FML

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By anonymous - 19/08/2013 05:41 - United States - Lamar

Today, I found my dad drunk, sitting on the bathroom floor crying. When I asked him why, he said, "My son is gay." I'm his only child, and I'm a girl. FML

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By spiritbeast33 - 11/09/2013 06:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I came out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with my dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML

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By Asterisk1009 - 29/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML

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Not the best reaction

By Mark - 31/08/2021 15:01

Today, I came out as gay to my dad on Whatsapp. The only thing he replied was, "I'll ever talk to you again when you stop being a pussy." He then blocked me from everywhere. FML

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Are you experienced?

By ugh - 11/03/2013 11:33 - United States - Easthampton

Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad came to drive me home. On the way back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML

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By not gay in AL - 11/05/2014 17:57 - United States

Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML

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Denial

By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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You deserved it 247

By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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iiVas 10

Monday 25 January 2016 14:05

Looks like your dad saw the opportunity to make that joke and took it xD

igg125 30

Monday 25 January 2016 14:08

He means butt pussy.

Comments

KagamineRinny 14

Tuesday 26 January 2016 22:54

you deserved it because thats ******* hilarious i would cry laughing

TommyBoyz8 2

Wednesday 27 January 2016 1:03

Did the date go okay? Want another? ?

austinboy01 1

Wednesday 27 January 2016 1:22

gay people are worthless

dafakeslimshady 12

Wednesday 27 January 2016 5:09

probably talking about the yaoi hole

Drentiful 9

Thursday 28 January 2016 1:48

Bro your dads obviously messing with you for that reason! Don't get butt-hurt! ?

deaddonkey 15

Friday 29 January 2016 18:27

You deserved it. This was funny. I think your Dad was just being funny. As long as he's cool with the fact that your gay he was probably just joking with you.

_Marlin_123 4

Wednesday 10 February 2016 6:03

******

fmylifeNOT 15

Thursday 18 February 2016 1:41

You never said you were male. Op could be female and it puts an entirely different vibe to the comment

Bnae7 3

Wednesday 6 April 2016 1:47

He said "son" so OP is male

turdwrangler 18

Tuesday 12 April 2016 22:29

Best way to avoid that is by saying, tear that ass up. It goes both ways.

YaoiTitan 10

Wednesday 13 April 2016 5:45

I know that pain. My father thought I was going to get this girl pregnant when I went on a trip to Florida with her family. I'm gay. She had two rather large boyfriends. He knows I'm gay.