Miscellaneous: Today, I was kicked out of the mall along with a bunch of my...

By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 23:40 - Canada

Today, I was kicked out of the mall along with a bunch of my friends, sworn at by the security guards, and personally escorted all the way to the sidewalk, only to find out we'd been mistaken for another group of people. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2011 21:05 - United States

Today, while shopping, I was grabbed and dragged off to a security room with no warning. Apparently, the way I was dressed and walking was suspicious. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2017 08:00

Today, after getting home from shopping, I noticed a security tag was still on one of the shirts I bought. I decided to take it back and ask them to remove the tag. They then accused me of trying to steal (even after I showed them the receipt) and kicked me out of the store. FML

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Killjoy was hear

By barsituation - 03/01/2022 11:01 - United States

Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML

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Slammer

By Anonymous - 04/05/2013 01:14 - Netherlands

Today, walking by myself, I was caught up in a group of people that got arrested, and we all got fined for creating a public disturbance. When I explained I wasn't with them, the group backed me up. The police thought I was the ringleader, and now I have to go to court. FML

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By breakfast tea - 07/04/2012 19:30 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML

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Kinda sus

By Anonymous - 24/10/2023 18:00

Today, I walked into a concert that I've been waiting months for. Immediately after passing through the doors, I was accused of sneaking in and thrown out. They wouldn't even look at my ticket, or the hand stamp they'd given me. FML

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Women be shopping

By Krule - 04/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Redding

Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML

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Crusin' for a bruisin'

By burr415 - 20/04/2012 22:55 - Sweden - Hägersten

Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML

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Antisocial personality disorder

By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, I was at Wal-Mart where all the aisles had been moved. An elderly woman asked me where the pet products were, so I told her that I didn't know, but showed her where they could be. An hour later, she came back with security. She'd told them I'd purposefully gotten her lost. They threw me out. FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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enonymous 8

Sunday 16 October 2011 9:27

Mall Cops whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they ban you from the Hot Dog on a Stick.

Grimmerie 31

Sunday 16 October 2011 9:27

lyk omg ttly sue!!1 Seriously though, you should ask to speak to a manager. Security guards should at least behave in a professional manner, which doesn't include swearing at a bunch of kids. Especially the wrong bunch of kids.

Comments

nicesprites 4

Sunday 16 October 2011 9:24

hahaha shitty deal I say FYL

vergaso 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 9:31

When they opened the door to kick you out... Did they get on the floor Then did they proceed to do the dinosaur while covered in spaghetti???

hinchkongfang 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 11:21

Did they let you back in?? Canadian mall cops huh?? All I can think of is that stupid as hell Paul Blart movie - that Kevin James is a shit of an "actor".....

dre_bro11 12

Sunday 16 October 2011 12:46

23, at first glance you look like him.

deadeyeslick 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 14:15

hgf

enonymous 8

Sunday 16 October 2011 9:27

Mall Cops whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they ban you from the Hot Dog on a Stick.

Keyman1212 14

Sunday 16 October 2011 9:30

In the town where I grew up, mall cops carried guns and went through the police academy like every other police officer. You didn't **** with em.

enonymous 8

Sunday 16 October 2011 9:34

Where I'm from mall cops usually just patrol around the food court and take freebies

RetardedBullFrog 4

Sunday 16 October 2011 9:49

Where I'm from, mall cops just stands around . . . guarding stuff . .

marpay 11

Sunday 16 October 2011 10:07

My mall cops ride bikes at the outdoor mall and pretend to be watching everyone while they talk on their phones.

PYLrulz 17

Sunday 16 October 2011 11:43

Where I'm from, if the mall cops actually do anything other than drive around in the parking lot, then hell froze over

thisisafunnyname 12

Sunday 16 October 2011 14:13

One of the cops was probably Paul Blart. "I took a sworn oath to protect this mall."

brendonuriepatd 8

Sunday 16 October 2011 14:49

From where I'm from, you barely see mall cops. The only way you'd get in trouble is if some buzzkill actually found one and complained. But all that is, is just them reading you the "rules of the mall"

zombicidal 11

Sunday 16 October 2011 15:56

I don't think my mall has cops I've never seen one it has an awesome old Guy in a red jogging suit that dances all over the place for a couple hours makes my day every time I see old dancing Dan

nalia18 8

Sunday 16 October 2011 18:18

Where im from we dont fight over wth mall cops do... We let them fulfill their dreams :D

Grimmerie 31

Sunday 16 October 2011 9:27

nate_msm 0

Monday 17 October 2011 2:14

Sue? You can't sue a security guard for that but you would have the right to speak to a manager, an ultimately it is the managers decision, as for the swearing well that would be one word against the other unless there is witness in which case report them for that too. Sorry 3 years experience In the security industry

fatalwish 6

Sunday 16 October 2011 9:28

Lol id say give it back to em as well as they gave but they are mall cops so eh.... Theur life is shitty enough

Cheerieful_fml 2

Sunday 16 October 2011 9:29

Your evil twins strike again!

rarrar321 3

Sunday 16 October 2011 9:31

I had this happen to me at a pool. The life guard grabbed me from the water and was cussing me out. then he realized I was the wrong person. I was 6 when it happened.

kidwiththeface42 7

Sunday 16 October 2011 9:36

High speed Segway chase. 'Nough said.

leadman1989 15

Sunday 16 October 2011 10:45

I found this funny' but I'm drink so what do I know. :pp

BRAINSOVERLOOKS 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 9:43

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ikickgingers 15

Sunday 16 October 2011 13:00

... Are you serious? Yeah, that seems legit. Please specify what clothing, and personality type it takes to be an 'individual'... Without describing yourself... You individual, you.

IAmTheHeavens 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 15:21

So we're blending in now? Is that what the kids want to do these days? Back in the day all the idiot teens wanted to stand out. But please do tell how someone can be the contradiction of "blending in" and being an "individual" at the same time.