Kids, Education and Parents: Culture wars

Culture wars

By j1hill33 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad told my little brother that Tokyo is in China. This is the same guy who yells at me every time I get a "B" on a report card. FML

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You deserved it 2 435

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Top comments

ryanst 7

Thursday 14 July 2011 12:12

Just like how the attack on Pearl Harbor by the Roman Empire took place in Sydney, Australia.

takeapieandrun 9

Thursday 14 July 2011 11:59

Welcome to the life of a son/daughter.

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QBren 0

Friday 15 July 2011 7:48

Well ******* shoot for an A next time!

BranDawg23 0

Friday 15 July 2011 9:34

actually china bought tokyo a little while ago

sky22_fml 7

Friday 15 July 2011 9:51

haha sounds like something my dad would do :P maybe not the yelling part though...

iilovecokee 6

Friday 15 July 2011 10:35

That's when you say, "fook yu bic"

cjgqsmooth 0

Friday 15 July 2011 10:53

is your dad related to sarah palin?

gtownloc 0

Friday 15 July 2011 13:27

is ur dad an ignorant asshole jus like #48?

underyourbreath 8

Friday 15 July 2011 16:24

(Location: Georgia) Well there's your problem!

cjgqsmooth 0

Friday 15 July 2011 17:42

lol and what's wrong with Georgia?

chosha_fml 26

Friday 15 July 2011 18:24

The next time he yells, say 'well at least i know Tokyo is in Japan'.

deidre823 7

Saturday 16 July 2011 2:04

It's because he doesn't want you being as dumb as he is...

flautoland2 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 5:46

well as he sounds like an aisian dad he should know Tokyo is in japan and not in china

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