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By j1hill33 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad told my little brother that Tokyo is in China. This is the same guy who yells at me every time I get a "B" on a report card. FML
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Top comments

ryanst 7

Just like how the attack on Pearl Harbor by the Roman Empire took place in Sydney, Australia.

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takeapieandrun 9

Welcome to the life of a son/daughter.

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Comments

itswhateveridk 0

oh shit dude your dad is stupid... tell him a "B" is higher than an "A"...he sound idiotic enough to believe you.

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katiekatie412 4

Oh, Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these ---> ( . )( . )

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shamille 5

If Tokyo were in China it'd be called Dongjing.

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squishy01 0

I know how you feel. I get grounded if I get anything worse then an A-, and no, I'm not Asian.

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rwq891 4

he's your father. if he says Tokoyo is in China then that's where it is.

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hatesboners 0

he just wants you to do well cause he knows he's a retard

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you_guys_r_fails 0

I thought It was.

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dkent6251 0

well now next time he yells "why the **** is there a B on this report card?!?!?" you can say "why the **** is tokyo in china!??!!"

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aldinaaa 0

wait, Tokyo isn't in China? .. . ;-)

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