Work, Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Curiosity should stay at home

Curiosity should stay at home

By Anonymous - 23/09/2015 12:43 - Malta - Santa Venera

Today, I came across the word "pegging". Not knowing what it meant, I googled it and got a very graphic explanation. Seconds later, I realised that the webpage URL actually included the sexual nature of the meaning. The IT department have logs of every page we visit. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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You deserved it 3 627

By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 22:38 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML

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You deserved it 39 009

Busted

By Extended_desktop - 11/09/2011 17:53 - Poland

Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML

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You deserved it 65 988

It's the new craze!

By Peggy Peggerson - 09/10/2020 02:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I’d feel comfortable pegging him. I had no idea what that meant, so I had to look it up. I tried to keep an open mind but it was just too far outside my comfort zone. Now he’s sulking and complaining about me being a prude. FML

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You deserved it 503

NSFW

By Anonymous - 14/11/2013 10:57 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML

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You deserved it 47 673

By wtf - 12/07/2009 16:20 - United States

Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML

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You deserved it 14 509

By bestiality? do I look like a pig? - 26/05/2013 20:50 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML

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You deserved it 18 352

NSFW FML

By Anonymous - 25/01/2023 10:30

Today, I signed in to my personal Google account on my work laptop. Unbeknownst to me, the browsing history and favourites from my personal computer synched, causing my kinky PornHub history to show up, all while I was screen-sharing to my boss and prospective clients. FML

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You deserved it 1 761

By hardlyworking - 04/03/2011 00:39 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML

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You deserved it 37 789

By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 00:31 - United States

Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML

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You deserved it 19 439

Soloman212 28

Wednesday 23 September 2015 18:41

I'm... I'm going to google it.

yve1220 20

Wednesday 23 September 2015 18:42

Now that I've googled it have fun explaining that.

Comments

alex_gen 38

Wednesday 23 September 2015 20:07

Yeah, I Googled that yesterday too. I doubt there's anyway to recover from that though, so FYL.

trucker2 33

Wednesday 23 September 2015 20:17

If you wait long enough, 1 of you people on here always will Google meaning for the rest of us. Saves embarrassing moments later.

Incognico 22

Wednesday 23 September 2015 20:10

Now it's time for begging... for removing your logfile by your IT colleague instead of reporting it... Hope he doesn't want something in exchange now he knows about your interests.. Good luck

trucker2 33

Wednesday 23 September 2015 20:20

Maybe, her boss is the 1 who whispers they should ****.

gilligan_isle 6

Wednesday 23 September 2015 20:11

Next time you need a definition go to google and type in "define:_____", and the definition will pop up on google, no need to switch pages

nuka_cola 15

Wednesday 23 September 2015 20:16

Use Urban Dictionary

Bliepje 22

Wednesday 23 September 2015 20:17

were you reading fml on your job or is this just a coincidence

miroku000 5

Wednesday 23 September 2015 20:24

I knew a system administrator from a high school who had to unlock a very innocent schoolgirl's account who was trying to research for her report on the barnyard swallow.