Work and Poopoo peepee: Customers from hell

Customers from hell

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my boss told me to check out the situation in the restroom. Someone had crapped themselves, rolled their underwear into a ball, and had the audacity to write that they were sorry in sharpie on the wall. FML

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You deserved it 371

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kujiens101 24

Friday 10 March 2017 6:33

You can't say they didn't give a shit, though

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 9 March 2017 23:48

Were they sorry about the bag of shit they left or for writing on the wall in Sharpie? Inquiring minds want to know!

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AwkwardBookworm 27

Thursday 9 March 2017 22:10

Where do you work??

bogolopian 12

Thursday 9 March 2017 22:28

So 'Shit happens' isn't just a phrase then. Crappy job there OP.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 9 March 2017 23:48

Were they sorry about the bag of shit they left or for writing on the wall in Sharpie? Inquiring minds want to know!

cacheson 41

Friday 10 March 2017 2:27

It sounds like they didn't really think that one through. Now their crappy underwear will be forever immortalized with a permanent apology.

ashilyy24 8

Friday 10 March 2017 3:07

I've had this happen at work. Ppl are disgusting when they use Gas Station bathrooms.

ThrottleJockey 35

Friday 10 March 2017 5:00

We call that "Grizwalding" in my area, or "pulling a Grizwald."

Cali 54

Friday 10 March 2017 14:41

Do tell.

kujiens101 24

Friday 10 March 2017 6:33

You can't say they didn't give a shit, though

PaulieXP 16

Friday 10 March 2017 11:38

What a shitty situation. Man that feels good!! Let the downvotes and comment burial commence!

Cali 54

Friday 10 March 2017 14:43

Downvoted only because you welcomed it. The joke wasn't bad at all!

darshini_ii 24

Saturday 11 March 2017 3:52

That's a courteous person right there.

Hangryko 31

Wednesday 8 June 2022 21:56

I hope you told your boss "Good luck with that."

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