By water fail - 28/01/2016 11:42 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, it was an extremely hot day so I hit up the beach for a swim. Just as I entered the water, the first wave approached me. I tried to jump it and lost my footing, managing to dislocate my hip. I had to be dragged from the water by the lifeguards. FML
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Steve97 32

On the bright side at least it's not -20 and winter where you are :p

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veteran841 8

That's awful sorry OP

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beeferjay 34

I know autists with better puns. please consult raPUNzel on the interwebs for tips and tricks

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crudeandrudeguy 29

15- please tell me that was not your example of a "better" pun. YOU FAIL

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couchcat 25

Why did you want to jump the water? In the water.

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Hunter_the_Ninja 22

Maybe this is the same guy that tried to ninja into his house the other day

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ThrottleJockey 35

Maybe he was trying to jump the shark too.

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jen1097 25

What a shitty and painful situation, I'm hoping at least the lifeguards were hot?

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MrScootyPuffSr 16

Hey this doesn't deserve a down vote. A hot lifeguard would at least be a silver lining on a crappy situation!

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jen1097 25

Thankyou! Just trying to make OP feel better

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isnobodyhere 32

What are lifeguards for? ;)

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crudeandrudeguy 29

Bouncing breasts running down the beach according to Baywatch

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Zebediabolical 39

Mmmmm. Pamela Anderson before she turned yellow.

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pop17123 19

The lesson here is that we should never do what our brains yell at us to

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Steve97 32

On the bright side at least it's not -20 and winter where you are :p

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