If I was you I would be more concerned that your nipple is in your armpit. Lol

he was enroute, probably passing by the nipple to the armpit

You mean the nip of time?

Nope. Nick sounds better

I had mine pierced. That hurt like hell, and I'm sure it's a thousand times worse than that

I shave. But then again, I'm gay. So... take whatever stereotype from that you will.

Not that I personally care what people think of me, but a lot of girls are self conscious if they don't because women are typically expected to shave.

I know a lot of men that shave, or at least trim. It helps cut down on smell if you perspire lots. I wish I could get my husband to trim.

I shave and I'm completely straight,. It just looks a whole lot cleaner

Yeah I don't know any guys that shave their pits...

I shave my arm pits since I sweat a lot and don't want that hair collecting the odor.

Yes because I'm sure the mother planned it all out and waited until she was certain that OP was shaving until she knocked on the door....

You sound like a psychopath, seriously.