By anonymous - 04/08/2015 20:56 - United States - Ballwin

Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML
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science-teacher 15

Sounds like ahe got you in the nick of time

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ProximityToDeath 20

Owww, even thinking about that hurts!

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Comments

crudeandrudeguy 29

If I was you I would be more concerned that your nipple is in your armpit. Lol

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devinaww 15

he was enroute, probably passing by the nipple to the armpit

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Emmamazing 26

I can't imagine how painful that would be. That really sucks OP

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TrippingOnAcid 29

I had mine pierced. That hurt like hell, and I'm sure it's a thousand times worse than that

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amileah13 26

That's like my worst nightmare. Ugh, I feel your pain honey. Good luck with the recovery on that op!

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ProximityToDeath 20

Owww, even thinking about that hurts!

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fringeisawesome 19

Did u finish shaving? Nah jk that must really hurt. FYL

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JohnnyKade 25

This is why men don't shave. To avoid such tragedies.

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Seabass_Chan 33

I shave. But then again, I'm gay. So... take whatever stereotype from that you will.

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Selene1090 26

Not that I personally care what people think of me, but a lot of girls are self conscious if they don't because women are typically expected to shave.

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MandieL 27

I know a lot of men that shave, or at least trim. It helps cut down on smell if you perspire lots. I wish I could get my husband to trim.

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big_country12 17

I shave and I'm completely straight,. It just looks a whole lot cleaner

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getindoe69 17

Yeah I don't know any guys that shave their pits...

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LowExpectations 30

I shave my arm pits since I sweat a lot and don't want that hair collecting the odor.

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d_i_a_l_a 10

Omfg I would've cut her in her sleep as revenge.

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17031990 20

Yes because I'm sure the mother planned it all out and waited until she was certain that OP was shaving until she knocked on the door....

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1dvs_bstd 41

You sound like a psychopath, seriously.

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nezumii_fml 12

I can never shave again after reading this.

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