Birthday and Love: Cut you out of my heart

Cut you out of my heart

By Konstantine - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I saw photos of my boyfriend at his 25th birthday party. The one he told me was cancelled. FML

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You deserved it 3 650

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Top comments

Brooklynxman 0

Monday 5 October 2009 20:18

Thats gotta suck. Confront him about it.

blondiealldayday 0

Monday 5 October 2009 20:14

oh snap

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atishe24 9

Saturday 14 January 2012 9:57

He is a coward!

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 5 November 2015 2:17

It's not like it was some random day, it was his birthday.

GumStickExtraGmail 22

Wednesday 27 September 2017 5:11

cancel your relationship without telling him "babe we haven't talked in weeks" "oh sorry, this relationship has been canceled"

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Today, I bought my first house, blowing nearly all my savings on the deposit. I had left myself enough for just a couple of necessary bits of furniture. It turns out the previous owner completely stripped the house when he left, taking the oven and even the toilet with him, amongst other things. FML

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Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML

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Today, some troopers forced my family out of our house with no shoes or enough clothing. Even the baby was half naked. We were told we can't go back for at least another 12 hours. Why? Because my mental neighbor was shooting at the house. FML

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Today, I went to use a public restroom. I walked into the first stall and found it occupied… by a raccoon. It hissed at me, and in my panic, I backed into a janitor's cart, knocking over the mop and bucket. I had to leave the bathroom drenched in dirty water while a crowd of people watched. FML

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You deserved it 98

Today, I finally got the courage to talk to my crush of two years. We went to the same school for a year but then he moved to my old school and became friends with people I knew from primary school. Anyways, I finally got the courage to have a conversation with him on Instagram. Then he blocked me. FML

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Today, I was dead tired and just wanted sleep, so I jumped into bed the second the day's chores were done. Of fucking course, this was the day my fiancée decided to end our eight-week dry spell and came in wearing sexy lingerie. I couldn't stay hard due to exhaustion, and now she's been crying. FML

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You deserved it 95

Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML

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You deserved it 2 507

Today, my two managers, both over 30, were arguing over whether or not butter is a sauce. FML

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