Birthday and Love: Cut you out of my heart

Cut you out of my heart

By Konstantine - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I saw photos of my boyfriend at his 25th birthday party. The one he told me was cancelled. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 326

You deserved it 3 650

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Top comments

Brooklynxman 0

Monday 5 October 2009 20:18

Thats gotta suck. Confront him about it.

blondiealldayday 0

Monday 5 October 2009 20:14

oh snap

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blondiealldayday 0

Monday 5 October 2009 20:14

oh snap

Brooklynxman 0

Monday 5 October 2009 20:18

Thats gotta suck. Confront him about it.

followmeimfamous 0

Monday 5 October 2009 20:18

hahahahha ouch that sucks sorry you werent invited!

kukopia 0

Monday 5 October 2009 20:23

So the now ex-bf's party...

varsity_gijane 0

Monday 5 October 2009 20:31

ouch that sucks

Zhejan 0

Monday 5 October 2009 20:33

25? Is that one bitch for every bitch you are, bitch?

Miss_Cullen 2

Monday 5 October 2009 20:40

he was telling u it's over duh

the_stereotype 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 5:09

maybe, or maybe he just wanted to hang out with his guy friends on his birthday. i mean, it's HIS birthday, so it's kind of up to him

yehr 0

Monday 30 November 2009 7:18

yeah but if that's all it is he should be able to explain that. If he's hiding it, then i'm thinking there was a reason.

NeonPopRocks 14

Tuesday 23 October 2012 5:37

Was the so-called "reason" A stripper named Rea Sonne (Reason) Or maybe one named The Guys (The Guys)

ruben7467 0

Monday 5 October 2009 20:41

There has to be a reason you were not invited!

Pandachewchew12 0

Monday 5 October 2009 20:47

OWNED xD

thatSucks7 0

Monday 5 October 2009 20:49

it's your fault. You picked a horrible bf from the start or you do something that bothers him enough for him to not want you to be there.

michelleJ11 25

Monday 12 August 2013 4:18

What ..? Where's the logic in this?

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