Birthday and Love: Cut you out of my heart - FML

Cut you out of my heart

By Konstantine - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I saw photos of my boyfriend at his 25th birthday party. The one he told me was cancelled. FML

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You deserved it 3 650

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Top comments

Brooklynxman 0

Monday 5 October 2009 20:18

Thats gotta suck. Confront him about it.

blondiealldayday 0

Monday 5 October 2009 20:14

oh snap

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Jason_Q 4

Tuesday 6 October 2009 10:19

YDI for dating a liar.

cani_fml 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 19:50

dump him

troyboy14 0

Friday 9 October 2009 23:38

i dont get it? what got cancelled?

missunlucky_fml 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 9:38

Why do people say you deserve this when they don't know you? I don't understand...

jazzmancarron 11

Sunday 25 October 2009 15:51

get over it, if he wants to spend a day with his friends or by himself without you surgically attached to him, then let him do it. you dont need to have your nose up his ass all day.

yehr 0

Monday 30 November 2009 7:22

It's not just another weekend. It was a big deal 25th b'day party.

terraeclipse 5

Wednesday 2 December 2009 1:38

Anyone that thinks this was a good thing for the guy to do is a pig, and the reason guys have bad reputations. So on behalf of all the decent guys out there, **** YOU.

Gothgrl39 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 7:36

Dude you guys are harsh and one sided!

bobby3130 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 5:01

he is a little of both

harmonyrulez 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 3:24

Dump him!!! He lied to you!!!!!

Kelsie_Blair 8

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:22

He's an ass.

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML

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Today, I figured out my boyfriend gets out of jail in less than six months. First off, I have a boyfriend in jail. Second, I also realized I'd much prefer he stay in than get out. FML

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You deserved it 1 902

Today, I meant to express to my friends that I was enamored with a young saleswoman I had encountered at a store. I wanted to tell them that she was quite petite and that I am, in general, attracted to petite women. Instead I said, "You know? I like little girls." FML

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You deserved it 61 118

Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML

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Today, I was in lying in bed with my boyfriend while he was asleep. He is going to school to be a doctor, and it appears that he says anatomical terms while asleep. My boyfriend can make me feel stupid in his sleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 357

You deserved it 25 965

Today, I accidentally stepped on the metal prongs of an extension cord. After pulling it out of my sock, I noticed that all three of the prongs were covered in blood; they penetrated my foot. It bled like a gunshot wound for several minutes, and now my foot is unbearably sore, making it painful to walk. FML

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