Surprise, MFer!

By Anonymous - 04/09/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I went to use a public restroom. I walked into the first stall and found it occupied… by a raccoon. It hissed at me, and in my panic, I backed into a janitor's cart, knocking over the mop and bucket. I had to leave the bathroom drenched in dirty water while a crowd of people watched. FML
I agree, your life sucks 390
You deserved it 98

Same thing different taste

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Next week on "Fail: The Calamitous Hero" our protagonist finds himself in hot water, LITERALLY, when he tries to cook a live lobster! Will he survive? Find out after you've inexplicably started watching Season 36 of The Simpsons, right here on FOX at 10/9c!"

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Next week on "Fail: The Calamitous Hero" our protagonist finds himself in hot water, LITERALLY, when he tries to cook a live lobster! Will he survive? Find out after you've inexplicably started watching Season 36 of The Simpsons, right here on FOX at 10/9c!"