Poopoo peepee, Cute, Romantic and Love: Cuteness overload

Cuteness overload

By Cpm - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML

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By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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You deserved it 67 441

By poopydaddy - 03/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML

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Bumbling

By Anonymous - 07/12/2019 20:00

Today, my girlfriend and I enjoyed a lovely shower together. It was indeed lovely until her father came into the washroom to say “Welcome to the family!” whilst taking a giant shit. FML

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Boundaries please!

By mary - 08/06/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 821

You deserved it 422

Gross out competition

By shattysituation - 31/12/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML

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You deserved it 4 058

Think it through

By Anonymous - 14/05/2020 23:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend by knocking on her door and kneeling in front of it. I forgot that her door opens outwards. FML

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You deserved it 1 186

By ahhhboys - 27/11/2010 19:12 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 6 257

Bad romance

By wtf - 26/11/2022 06:00

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me for not closing the door when I pooped. FML

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You deserved it 1 343

By ShittyProposal - 20/10/2013 07:06 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML

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You deserved it 4 873

By Gas-pingForAir - 19/09/2016 08:59 - United States - Columbia

Today, my girlfriend managed to trap a fart in her nightgown and carry it all the way from the bathroom, into our bedroom, and finally into our bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 787

You deserved it 1 670

RyeBreadBoy 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 9:14

This can't be true. Everybody knows that girls don't poop. :P

gozar_fml 1

Tuesday 1 December 2009 9:45

You should sit on her lap and drop one between her legs. After that she will always close the door and lock it.

Comments

JW_SR 9

Thursday 28 June 2012 21:04

LOL...that's disgusting. I don't care how much I like someone, I won't watch them poop.

heavenleigh85 5

Saturday 6 October 2012 7:23

U folks are so immature everyone shyts who cares, and i feel sorry for the women that have to hold their farts and poops in front of their husbands cause that just sounds painful. You should be comfortable in your own home with your significant other I don't see the big deal at all

Dilwann 27

Friday 5 April 2013 16:13

I have the same thing. I fart in front of my bf if I want to, I'm only actually embarrassed about it if it smells. But anyone would be embarrassed about that. Nor do I get people not wanting to take a shit in someone else's house. So what, if you gotta go, you gotta go. Everyone does it. And when I get married, I'll be ******** with the door open as well. I would do that already if his mom or friends weren't around. It's really not a big deal.