Cuteness overload

By Cpm - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 867
You deserved it 5 211

Same thing different taste

Top comments

This can't be true. Everybody knows that girls don't poop. :P

You should sit on her lap and drop one between her legs. After that she will always close the door and lock it.

Comments

oh yeah, she feels comfortable to do unusual stuff around you. OMG FYL!

Fap on her bed with the door open while she's there, for the lulz.

Nice... you can tell she loves you when she wants you to smell her shit.

why is it that women always want to shit with the door open? yuk!

thingamajiga 5

Nothing says "I love you" like taking a shit with the door open. Hope you enjoyed the show at least.

That's Nothing. my ex and I did that shit all the time when we lived together.

She wants anal, weather she knows it or not.

skyeyez9 24

at least she didn't have her leg up on the sink and inserting a tampon.....that would be more awkward than watching her shit.