D.A.R.E. to say no

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I accidentally texted my mother instead of my drug dealer. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 971
You deserved it 55 586
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Top comments

Futacy 29

You: I got 60 bucks, that's enough for three grams, right? Mom: Three grams what, sweetie? You: Three grams of kisses and a cup of love, Mom

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Broadway_Vayne 32

You deserve it OP. I hope your mom gets you help to stop your drug use.

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CaroAurelia 12

You deserve it for having a drug dealer. I hope you get clean soon. No good comes of doing drugs.

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LH_FIRE_22 12

Why would you put this on here? Quit using drugs, you'll ruin your life.

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pauly6677 7

Lmfao, to this day I don't understand how people accidentally text somebody different than whom there trying to text.

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thatcoolguy123 14

And you expect us to think your life "sucks"? No. We don't think that. You shouldn't even be dealing drugs. You need help and YDI

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russfml 31

He was looking for drugs not selling them

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sayhisoph 26

Hopefully she can now help you out of your serious problem ...

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mishwarner 14

What makes you sure it's such a serious problem?

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Wolfparable 22

Fact that they're doing drugs at all makes it enough of a problem

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xluciferx666 21

What if your mom turned out to be a drug dealer herself and gave you a family discount?

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