Awkward, Texting and Drugs: D.A.R.E. to say no

No mom I swear everyone at the gym calls protein shake snow or grass depending on the blend. The good ***** hard to come by, you need to know people.. Lol

missobsessed22 12

Friday 26 December 2014 18:58

shit happens for a reason. just be honest with her. good luck op.

WOTAN1488 24

Friday 26 December 2014 19:01

YDI.

annarcheer 19

Friday 26 December 2014 19:03

your fault for doing drugs. I hope you get help.

Wolfparable 22

Friday 26 December 2014 19:04

Well idiot that's what you get for doing drugs YDI entirely

FemskyD 26

Friday 26 December 2014 19:13

Haha take some of The white powder for tonight Honey its not Snowing outside?!

SammiixSue 13

Friday 26 December 2014 19:23

I've done that before, sucks for you OP.

Pingvinai 37

Friday 26 December 2014 19:36

Luckily for me they are the same person.

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