D.A.R.E. to say no

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I accidentally texted my mother instead of my drug dealer. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 971
You deserved it 55 587
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Top comments

Futacy 29

You: I got 60 bucks, that's enough for three grams, right? Mom: Three grams what, sweetie? You: Three grams of kisses and a cup of love, Mom

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Broadway_Vayne 32

You deserve it OP. I hope your mom gets you help to stop your drug use.

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82681 25

Good luck disguising that as a reasonable mistake.

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buckdharma 36

Op- I only need a half ounce of hash. Mom- No wonder there's no meat on your bones.

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Exodiafinder687 58

Never text message about your illegal activities. That's how you get caught. I mean I never text message about the times I.......Oh no you don't. You almost had me there. You won't get me to type in about all the murders I've committed. Crap! -_-

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jojocircus19 16

If it's not true this is HILARIOUS But if it is........... OoO

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klim105 0

Quit doing drugs before u burn out what brains u have left u dip shit

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GalaxyShots 21

Looks like *you* don't have any left, considering *you* don't know how to spell *you* and *you* left out every possible punctuation *you* could have.

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cheesebond 29

Lol I've never seen "you deserve it" put weigh " your life sucks"

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white16sox 19

There's an entire section of the app/site dedicated to FMLs where YDI outweighs FYL.

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Danielvera212 4

Welp depends on the drug if I agree that your life sucks or not

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NebulaNick 12

Plot twist. Your drug dealer is actually a middle man for your mom.

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GalaxyShots 21

Plot twist: your drug dealer is your mom.

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DarksideDoll 31

Already spending that Christmas money I see.

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