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By Anonymous - 10/10/2011 22:26 - United States

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 238
You deserved it 27 887

Same thing different taste

Top comments

damnalltheasshol 0

o wow I'm sorry but that's hilarious

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Well, it IS false advertisement.

Comments

…How did your dad know you were wearing a wonderbra?

Let's give him the Dad of the year award !! What an ass I fail to understand why men want women to have big ****. They have absolutely no idea what to do with them. Most men think their grabbing a baseball.

Shrike. UR are a dumb ass. Most women fake it. If women had to have an ****** to get pregnant then there would be a lot less babies in this world

Are you trolling, or are you just that stupid? 1. There's a reply button. Use it. 2. I never mentioned pregnancy. 3. I never said they had to fake an ****** to get pregnant. 4. It's spelled "your". 5. The "are" has no place there. 6. The word you're looking for is "fewer", not "less". 7. My point was you're lying to your partner about shortcomings. In the case of orgasms, talk to your partner and help them do a better job so you actually have a ******* ******, instead of faking it and guaranteeing yourself a miserable sex life because your partner thinks they're doing a better job than they actually are. 8. Your trolling sucks. 9. You're a complete ******* moron.

The only women that fake it are ones that don't want to talk to their partners and tell them how to do it properly. So the only ones they have to blame are themselves. Either way, you must be really really shit in bed.

punkin_26 16

One correction shrike-it's spelled you're And isn't "dumb ass" usually spelled as one word? But I agree asktherunes should read things atleast twice before commenting and use the edit button if need be.

Italia52 0

It's ok I hate my small boobs!!

Yokochi4ri 4

lmao that's so funny it's okay hun there's so many guys who loves small boobies :)

SkardeyKat 3

I guess they do exist, but unfortunately they are a small minority. Most of the men that I've met that say they're cool with small boobs are really just lying, the truth eventually comes out.

#185 Do you know how terrible that makes small-chested women feel? Don't be so dense. There are men who actually do prefer small-chested women over anything else.

ilikeemsmall 4

Small ******* are great. I hate dealing with chicks that think that their value is wrapped up in their ****. The ones that have big **** from the start act like they are somehow superior to the rest. They are also the ones that will have them hanging out of the shirt in 20 years. It's ******* gross!

JinxosGirl87 0

I wear push up bras to make myself feel confident in my lower cut shirts. No other man but my BF get to take the bra off and he's plenty happy with my boobs. Besides, everyone knows it's the nipples that make the boob. No one likes ugly nipples. :P

Mhm, I am very peculiar about what the nipples look like. I admire a fine pair, even if they aren't that big. But back to the point, ugly nips - NO DICE. But I'd never say that to a girls face of course. I'm not trying to let myself have blue balls.

missbadluk 0

YDI! I would hate to be a guy who gets deceived!

enest35 0

That just made my day in so many levels!! Lmaooo!!