Dad jokes

By phoenix101 - 16/05/2011 05:40

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML
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FlashBurn 13

Wow, that's a poor sense of humor. Tell her to grow up and take a joke.

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netflixislove 32

That's amazing though!!! Your very puny I would have laughed

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NotSoCoolKid 15

She must be pregnant because that was the best dad joke ever

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gatorgirl7563 22

It could be worse. She could have put chili powder on your privates.

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trumpy 9

thats really lame..bit of a turn off there

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shannon2348 14

I really think one of the most important things in any relationship is a sense of humor. Apparently she is lacking one. I'd consider that a red flag.

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millsjoshua949 12

I think that's funny. Apparently the girlfriend has no sense of humor.

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Clementine12 4

Sounds like it's...thyme for your girlfriend to get a sense of humor.

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