Poopoo peepee and Kids: Daddy's in the shit again

Daddy's in the shit again

By habbsrule - 15/06/2012 14:21 - Canada

Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML

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By Mama - 22/10/2024 20:00 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, I recently taught my 6 year-old son that, to be polite, you have to pretend you haven't noticed if someone farts. Now it embarrassingly just happened to me, and he shouted with a big smile, "See? I'm pretending I didn't hear it!" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2015 05:18 - Canada

Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML

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By deerling - 18/03/2019 06:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I accidentally farted really loud. My 4 year-old brother heard me and started crying, and stopped talking to me for a whole hour. Now he tells everyone about "that time his sister farted." FML

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By Grimmy - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Brunswick

Today, after asking my hubby for what seems the millionth time to stop shoving his finger into my bum crack, I thought it would be funny to give him a taste of his own medicine by doing it to him. Right as my finger was in his crack, he let loose a huge fart. FML

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By notsoproudfather - 01/02/2016 15:54 - India - Pune

Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML

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By Laurel - 25/05/2013 04:37 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML

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Toot toot!

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, trying to make my 6 year-old daughter to laugh, I drew a picture of a butt, a puff of air coming out and the word "Toot". My daughter thought it extremely funny. Later, when she was talking with my extremely judgmental mother-in-law, I heard her say, "Daddy taught me how to draw butts." FML

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Good boy

By anonymous - 16/03/2011 02:05

Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal. My son had pooped in the schoolyard, then gave the teacher a Ziploc bag, and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML

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Meettitan 14

Friday 15 June 2012 19:30

I'm not sure what's more impressive, farting on command, or sharting on command.

YessyxD 8

Friday 15 June 2012 19:28

Lol that's FUNNY! nice going dad

Comments

vbmg152 18

Friday 15 June 2012 22:18

Your fault! My Dad (rest his soul) used to pull that trick! Every time, he'd say I'm not gonna do that, this is a different trick and I fell for it every time! I know I was a dumb kid! Anyway, YDI

djhitzz 0

Friday 15 June 2012 22:32

Lmaoo!!!

hateevryone 14

Friday 15 June 2012 22:32

Well what do you expect him to do? You did teach him that.

kirrra 11

Saturday 16 June 2012 0:49

op didn't teach his son to crap his pants. the aim was to fart. read the FML properly.

pfclunchbox005 1

Friday 15 June 2012 22:34

Hahaha that's just do funny

shaybears4 0

Friday 15 June 2012 22:36

That's hilarious xD

LordOfLincoln 6

Friday 15 June 2012 23:04

Well done! Unfortunately you still deserved it. But never stop having a laugh with your son!

AKGirlinSD 20

Friday 15 June 2012 23:17

Blaming the other parent is always a winning situation for the kid, no matter how young or old the kid is haha. At least you know your son is a quick thinker.