Miscellaneous: Damn, son

Damn, son

By Anonymous - 31/10/2012 20:24 - United States - Lufkin

Today, I was at a barbeque with my family, my boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly called my boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replied, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. FML

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By Embarrassed - 22/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

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You deserved it 4 351

Not now!

By XxDiabolikalXx - 24/08/2010 07:30 - France

Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML

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You deserved it 4 327

Meat

By ohmyx3 - 30/04/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I've been a vegetarian for 4 years, and his mother made lasagna with meat in it. After telling her I don't eat meat, my boyfriend's father says "we know whose meat she does eat." My boyfriend, his mother, and I were standing right there. FML

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Sore loser

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 02:15 - Australia - Picton

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML

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You deserved it 5 879

By sausagefingers - 22/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Nixa

Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

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You deserved it 4 035

By FML - 02/10/2015 21:45 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I took my boyfriend to dinner to meet my parents. He agreed to be on his best behavior, but when my mom told us about some shady stuff going on at her job, he replied that it sounded "fishier than Justin Bieber's cunt." We were quickly kicked out. FML

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You deserved it 4 249

No jokes allowed

By Just a joke - 02/11/2020 05:01 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, my boyfriend called my mother stupid and angrily argued with her at a family dinner. Why? We have a long-running family joke that "Vegan food doesn't contain calories," and my boyfriend thought my mum said it seriously, and was therefore a moron. FML

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By Embarrassed - 12/12/2011 13:45 - Germany

Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML

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You deserved it 6 296

By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML

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You deserved it 5 563

Dimence 9

Thursday 1 November 2012 0:12

Your boyfriend is simply awesome.

iOceanus 18

Thursday 1 November 2012 0:13

Mommy's baby is not so innocent anymore.

Comments

trellz17 19

Thursday 1 November 2012 0:17

Thats embarrassing.

Stormdriven37 6

Thursday 1 November 2012 3:03

Wouldn't be on FML if it wasn't.

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 1 November 2012 0:18

So? Your mom never had her pussy eaten?

Welshite 39

Thursday 1 November 2012 0:21

I'm sorry, but I have to say that is one of the most vulgar terms ever.

iOceanus 18

Thursday 1 November 2012 0:22

I don't think OP wants that imagery.

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 1 November 2012 0:26

Yeah. Didn't mean to ask directly. :O

letmehavemytea 21

Thursday 1 November 2012 1:16

I don't see how 'pussy' is vulgar and **** isn't.

xcarxcrashx 9

Thursday 1 November 2012 1:22

36 who said it wasn't? It's right up there with **** which is one of the worst. If you say it you really mean it.

CrewBoy 10

Thursday 1 November 2012 1:54

I don't find any of those terms vulgar... I want to suck your penis? That just sounds awkward. "I'm gonna eat that ****** all night". That's just gross. Those terms are way more sexually appealing to most.

shadoliver 1

Thursday 1 November 2012 2:04

I'm just going to state that I would rather suck **** than penis

CrewBoy 10

Thursday 1 November 2012 2:27

^ I do hope you're actually homosexual or that statement may make many people question...

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 1 November 2012 3:44

I know a girl who hates the word ****. I'm like **** **** **** ****!

dhooks111490 8

Thursday 1 November 2012 4:37

Oh so you're offended? No one cares.

gmc_blossom 21

Thursday 1 November 2012 5:47

I don't like the words "****" or "****" but I say them anyway.

pipinya 8

Thursday 1 November 2012 6:06

Well clearly you don't mind them then

Krajjan 9

Thursday 1 November 2012 17:53

Words are words. I refuse to define my vocabulary by what some people have arbitrarily defined as 'dirty'. Whomever invented '****' is dead, whomever decided it was vulgar is dead, and I don't ******* care... for example.

HairyPunisher 27

Thursday 1 November 2012 0:19

Personally I find it just as inappropriate that someone jokingly called your boyfriend a pussy to begin with. Yeah it was a mortifying experience for you but you'll get over it.