Miscellaneous: Damn, son

Damn, son

By Anonymous - 31/10/2012 20:24 - United States - Lufkin

Today, I was at a barbeque with my family, my boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly called my boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replied, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. FML

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By Embarrassed - 22/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

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Not now!

By XxDiabolikalXx - 24/08/2010 07:30 - France

Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML

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Meat

By ohmyx3 - 30/04/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I've been a vegetarian for 4 years, and his mother made lasagna with meat in it. After telling her I don't eat meat, my boyfriend's father says "we know whose meat she does eat." My boyfriend, his mother, and I were standing right there. FML

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Sore loser

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 02:15 - Australia - Picton

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML

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By sausagefingers - 22/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Nixa

Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

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By FML - 02/10/2015 21:45 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I took my boyfriend to dinner to meet my parents. He agreed to be on his best behavior, but when my mom told us about some shady stuff going on at her job, he replied that it sounded "fishier than Justin Bieber's cunt." We were quickly kicked out. FML

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No jokes allowed

By Just a joke - 02/11/2020 05:01 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, my boyfriend called my mother stupid and angrily argued with her at a family dinner. Why? We have a long-running family joke that "Vegan food doesn't contain calories," and my boyfriend thought my mum said it seriously, and was therefore a moron. FML

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By Embarrassed - 12/12/2011 13:45 - Germany

Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML

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Dimence 9

Thursday 1 November 2012 0:12

Your boyfriend is simply awesome.

iOceanus 18

Thursday 1 November 2012 0:13

Mommy's baby is not so innocent anymore.

Comments

AngelEyes2182 0

Thursday 1 November 2012 4:59

I'll bet that was a fun conversation afterwords.

Epikouros 31

Thursday 1 November 2012 5:06

You were not at a barbeque (2 syllables). You were at a BARBECUE (3 syllables). People who don't know the difference between a C and a Q shouldn't be allowed to use forks and knives. Let them barbecue with their bare hands.

SanpakuEyes 18

Thursday 1 November 2012 5:40

Actually both spellings are correct.

fadingaway 17

Thursday 1 November 2012 7:20

How do you get 2 syllables from barbeque? "bar-beh-q"

UsagiArwen 23

Thursday 1 November 2012 7:30

Before you decide to be a jerk over how someone says/spells something, why don't you actually google it? There are places that use the spelling of barbeque. Also if you actually take a look at the shorthand of the word, aka the abbreviation, you might see that it's actually bbq. Furthermore, I'll comment on the 2 syllables thing. As the person who replied before me, how do you get only 2 syllables out of barbeque? Bar...be....que. Maybe if op had spelled it barbec, or barbeq, I could see it. How about you check yourself before you wreck yourself?

dabeast15 7

Thursday 1 November 2012 13:00

People who don't know when to shut the **** 68

ksuth 25

Thursday 1 November 2012 13:57

I wish I could thumb this down more than once.

Steve95401 49

Thursday 1 November 2012 5:13

What a classy gentleman

jim_bolicious 4

Thursday 1 November 2012 5:31

that is the kind of answer I would give, lol

BoratSagdiyev 2

Thursday 1 November 2012 5:45

At least mom knows you have a considerate lover now.

CSTDude77 7

Thursday 1 November 2012 6:00

There needs to be a "who gives a ****?" button.

slickchrome 11

Thursday 1 November 2012 7:54

Even tho ur mom was there, doesn't defeat the fact that is the most perfect response i have ever heard to that sort of statement. ur boyfriend is a boss, u should be proud.