Damn, son

By Anonymous - 31/10/2012 20:24 - United States - Lufkin

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Today, I was at a barbeque with my family, my boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly called my boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replied, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. FML
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iOceanus 18

Mommy's baby is not so innocent anymore.

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ilovesarcasm 18

...and to think, he almost had you at hello, OP, now you have a story for your children.

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Kallian_fml 21

Why would a story involving mum, dad and eating pussy be something any child wants to hear about?

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ilovesarcasm 18

I guess you didn't see or understand my username. I cannot help you.

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Cainicide 5

-cough- Can I toss your ... I mean PASS the salad!

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the_true_batman 10

Maybe he eats other girl's *******. Not sure if that makes it better.

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aussieaccents 7

He's a keeper (:

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matt98_fml 13

I wonder how awkward the conversation was afterwords.

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perdix 29

I'll bet that made Dad squirm. He hasn't taken a trip south since courting days.

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Sai_Run614 7

Hopefully your mom isnt like the mom from.wedding crashers. Kitty cat may want the bf to be hungry.

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soad2014 7

Call him a dick next time

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beebeeL 1

lmfao! if ur mother is there why would someone call him that in the 1st place >.>

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