Health, Food and Miscellaneous: Damn

Damn

By zzzgrady - 27/10/2010 02:46 - United States

Today, after having the worst night of my life, my boss chewing me out and acid reflux all morning, I went to the snack machine at work to get the only thing that makes me happy, Reese's PB cups. I had just enough money to buy the very last one in the machine, and it got stuck. FML

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You deserved it 4 147

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 20:56 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

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By f*ck - 06/03/2015 17:41 - Australia - Reynella

Today, I saw my boss heading my way at work. He has a "no food in the office" policy, so I quickly scarfed down my Pop-Tart. I ended up choking on it so hard that I threw up. FML

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By itsthebestdayoftheyear - 22/12/2015 12:30 - Canada - Stoney Creek

Today, after 3 years of hard work, very little vacation and no raises, our boss got us a crappy box of drug store cookies as an employee appreciation gift. Which he ended up eating. FML

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You deserved it 1 536

By aquagoddess - 03/07/2018 19:00

Today, I used the last of my money to buy a bag of vending machine chips for dinner. It got stuck. A passerby saw and generously offered to buy another bag of the same chips to dislodge it. Gratefully, I accepted his offer. It stayed stuck. FML

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You deserved it 276

By Z'ev - 05/04/2013 16:34 - United States - New York

Today, I went to get my car fixed. There was a vending machine in the waiting room, and I was hungry. The snacks were overpriced, but I still had a little money left over. I noticed a bag of Cheetos hanging loose, so I paid for them, hoping to get two bags. They both got stuck. FML

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You deserved it 10 043

Man vs. Machine

By Anonymous - 08/09/2024 14:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I spent way too long battling a vending machine that ate my dollar but didn’t give me my snack. After shaking it, kicking it, and practically hugging it, I finally gave up. As I walked away in defeat, it dropped the snack. I rushed back to claim my prize… and the janitor grabbed it before I could. FML

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You deserved it 92

By Wormy - 11/05/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML

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You deserved it 30 435

By Anonymous - 27/02/2016 11:17 - United States

Today, I forgot to bring my lunch to work. I got so hungry, I resorted to eating antacid tablets from the medicine cabinet for lunch. FML

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You deserved it 6 332

Suspicious

By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 05:43 - United States

Today, one of my usually unpleasant managers offered me a slice of cheese cake for doing a good job. I declined, but after some pestering on his part I finally accepted it. I have been violently ill for the past two hours. FML

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You deserved it 3 886

Hangry

By Broke as hell - 07/04/2020 23:00

Today, after being robbed last week, I had no money to go to the store for food. Instead, my dinner consisted of two Tums chewables in tropical fruit flavors. After not eating all day, I thought they actually tasted pretty good. FML

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cheapluxury 4

Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:27

Rage against the machine??

luis01 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:18

I hate when that happens

Comments

blinks 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 11:22

The only thing that makes you happy in life is Reeses Peanut Butter Cups? That's extremely sad. FYL, FYL indeed.

Cupcakeshizz 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 11:27

I hope you abused the machine until it came out :)

WorkThatButt 2

Wednesday 27 October 2010 11:32

Call the Power Puff Gurlz to kick your boss' ass

1990TD 6

Wednesday 27 October 2010 11:50

Dra-ma-queen

Selena_is_back 7

Wednesday 27 October 2010 11:59

YDI for having your boss "chew" you out.

pengiesully 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:51

ew agree with 2

020266t 5

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:56

FAT ASS ALERT!!!!!

ehhssh 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 13:11

love reese's how much in the u.s? in aus it's $2.80 for pb cups. lucky I have a Lolly world right next door to my house. + never trust those damn vending scamming machines...

whiterabbit420 4

Wednesday 27 October 2010 13:27

I'd say USD $0.99 for the 2 pack and maybe $1.89 or so for a king size with four. that's the cost on most Hershey products at my local convenience store.