Health, Food and Miscellaneous: Damn

Damn

By zzzgrady - 27/10/2010 02:46 - United States

Today, after having the worst night of my life, my boss chewing me out and acid reflux all morning, I went to the snack machine at work to get the only thing that makes me happy, Reese's PB cups. I had just enough money to buy the very last one in the machine, and it got stuck. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 20:56 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

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By f*ck - 06/03/2015 17:41 - Australia - Reynella

Today, I saw my boss heading my way at work. He has a "no food in the office" policy, so I quickly scarfed down my Pop-Tart. I ended up choking on it so hard that I threw up. FML

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By itsthebestdayoftheyear - 22/12/2015 12:30 - Canada - Stoney Creek

Today, after 3 years of hard work, very little vacation and no raises, our boss got us a crappy box of drug store cookies as an employee appreciation gift. Which he ended up eating. FML

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By aquagoddess - 03/07/2018 19:00

Today, I used the last of my money to buy a bag of vending machine chips for dinner. It got stuck. A passerby saw and generously offered to buy another bag of the same chips to dislodge it. Gratefully, I accepted his offer. It stayed stuck. FML

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By Z'ev - 05/04/2013 16:34 - United States - New York

Today, I went to get my car fixed. There was a vending machine in the waiting room, and I was hungry. The snacks were overpriced, but I still had a little money left over. I noticed a bag of Cheetos hanging loose, so I paid for them, hoping to get two bags. They both got stuck. FML

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Man vs. Machine

By Anonymous - 08/09/2024 14:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I spent way too long battling a vending machine that ate my dollar but didn’t give me my snack. After shaking it, kicking it, and practically hugging it, I finally gave up. As I walked away in defeat, it dropped the snack. I rushed back to claim my prize… and the janitor grabbed it before I could. FML

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By Wormy - 11/05/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2016 11:17 - United States

Today, I forgot to bring my lunch to work. I got so hungry, I resorted to eating antacid tablets from the medicine cabinet for lunch. FML

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Suspicious

By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 05:43 - United States

Today, one of my usually unpleasant managers offered me a slice of cheese cake for doing a good job. I declined, but after some pestering on his part I finally accepted it. I have been violently ill for the past two hours. FML

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Hangry

By Broke as hell - 07/04/2020 23:00

Today, after being robbed last week, I had no money to go to the store for food. Instead, my dinner consisted of two Tums chewables in tropical fruit flavors. After not eating all day, I thought they actually tasted pretty good. FML

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cheapluxury 4

Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:27

Rage against the machine??

luis01 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:18

I hate when that happens

Comments

username5000 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 13:29

you expect those to do any good when you have acid reflux? ydi

lilmonster88 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 13:32

At least the machine is preventing you from getting any fatter.

pattipan 7

Wednesday 27 October 2010 13:46

People with acid reflux should not eat chocolate. It's one of the main "trigger" foods.

Omorfessa 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 14:04

That sucks; I'm sorry. :c <3

imright24 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 14:05

Wah, wah, wah.

elmorous 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 14:43

Yah, comfort food will make it all better ... put all the cups in your mouth at once while breathing heavily through your nose. Melted chocolate and peanut butter running from the corner of your mouth down your chins ... mmmmm so hot!!!

elmorous 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 14:47

oops ... *chin

kindlystfupls 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 15:51

lol ya never know it could possibly be *chinS* lol

lonely_heart_89 6

Wednesday 27 October 2010 15:10

I find it hard to believe that Reece's Peanut Butter Cups are the ONLY thing that makes you happy. If that's the case, your life must be really miserable...