Dat ass

By Chamorru - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I have so much ass acne that it hurts to sit. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 932
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Top comments

I think you need to see a dermatologist

Take a long, long shower. Everyday. Point the water at your but.

Comments

SApprentice 34

You need to see a doctor, if you have not already. They could be boils and not pimples- people often get boils on their buttocks, and sometimes they become clusters of boils, called carbuncles. Carbuncles connect under the skin in a little tunnel network of infection. They are very painful, and often need treatment. Don't try to pop them- if they are boils, the infection can spread badly.

stewpididiot 11

GROSS !!! Step away from the 'roids...& wash your ASS !! Try washing your underwear too ! YAAkk !!!

I've had backne and I've seen people get it on their arms and even in their ears, but never have I heard of getting acne on your rear.. But I guess anywhere you have pours you can get it! Perhaps it's long past time to go to the doctor, OP.

pooper pimple poppin' party perhaps?

BitchNamedAdrian 0

It's called washing your ass.. Maybe then you would have that problem. They do make suck thing called body wash.!

KiddNYC1O 20

Get a monkey. You can do each other.