Dat ass

By Chamorru - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I have so much ass acne that it hurts to sit. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 932
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Top comments

I think you need to see a dermatologist

Take a long, long shower. Everyday. Point the water at your but.

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"Who wants chowder?" Synchronized, "Bleeeeaaaaahhhh!!!!!"

Huh! I bet thats not the only reason your butt hurts!

gallopinghorses 3
skyeyez9 24

It is funny because you see Noor, wearing very conservative muslim clothing, and a sincere looking smile. One would never assume Noor has the potty language that would make a biker blush.

Use Irish spring soap...it is amazing at getting rid of acne!

hylandsurvivor 1

I had the same problem. For everyone saying its because you don't wash yourself, don't listen. I went to a dermatologist and they told me its actually a fungal infection. It's because you sweat. Fungus and bacteria like to grow in warm dark wet places. This applies. Use something called Lotriman. It's an antifungal. It's used for athletes foot but I used it for two weeks and it's gone completely. For any scarring use vitamin E oil. Hope it gets Better OP!!!