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By WhoDunIt - 14/01/2023 10:00

Today, I had a job interview for the perfect job. My phone rang in my pocket. I’d forgotten to silence it. The worst part? The ringtone was a guy saying “Pussy!” on a continuous loop. The interviewer chewed me out for being “unprofessional” and kicked me out. I have no idea who set that ringtone. FML
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You deserved it 1 194

Same thing different taste

Da ba dee da ba di

By Embarassed - 07/04/2025 12:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was in a meeting when my phone suddenly rang. I'd forgotten to silence it, but it wasn’t just any ringtone, it was "I'm Blue" by Eiffel 65. It played for 30 seconds while everyone stared at me rushing to retrieve it from my bag on the other side of the room and turn it off. The worst part? That fucking song is still stuck in my head, and it's been hours. FML
I agree, your life sucks 84
You deserved it 433

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" I have no idea who set that ringtone." - YDI for not protecting your phone with even a pin. i hope you'll never get a job where data security is of any concern at all.

One of your competitors for the job, that's who. All you have to do to get back into the running for the job is murder a hobo, stuff their body into the trunk of your competitor's car and then anonymously tip off the company's security about the crime. That'll show 'em to **** with you!

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" I have no idea who set that ringtone." - YDI for not protecting your phone with even a pin. i hope you'll never get a job where data security is of any concern at all.

One of your competitors for the job, that's who. All you have to do to get back into the running for the job is murder a hobo, stuff their body into the trunk of your competitor's car and then anonymously tip off the company's security about the crime. That'll show 'em to **** with you!

Trying to outdo Archer, are you? Although he prefers butts.

Whoever di that, taught you a valuable lesson. FYL and YDI.