Dead bed

By ohyey - 29/01/2011 01:50 - Norway

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Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML
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summerkingsley 0

lick that pussy. honestly.

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TheAftermath 0

Then start making your marriage interesting dude!

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soldier4life_88 0

damn 18.. calm down.. like doc said it was a joke.. and hell what if OP tries this and it works? You never know!!

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zanysage 0

you must be a boring fat loser who gets an ****** while munching on a ham burger. how could you accuse your wife?

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helenne10 0

I feel like I'm going through the same thing with my boyfriend. His stress from managing his own new firm really takes a toll and nothing i do or say I'll do takes the edge off when he gets home.

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Hammer01 8

Find someone else.... no need to put up with that.......

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cgyguy 0

not quite. even after we had junior my wife still takes care of me regularly. ops issue is he probably hasn't clues in that most married women need some form of attention before they'll get horny.

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tbonea1990 0

well get some roses bring them home and have sex with your wife

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chlobo13 0

Respected statement. ^.^

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