Mental health, Embarrassing, Awkward and Anger: Debate pervert - FML

Debate pervert

By Canuckster - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was invited into a group chat on Skype. Everyone ignored everything I said, so I got pissed and started yelling at them. Then I realised my microphone wasn't plugged in right. FML

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Top comments

OkayImSorry 0

Monday 11 July 2011 0:32

You know what else happened to your sister 10 minutes ago?

goshpeople 4

Monday 11 July 2011 0:28

That happened to my sister ten minutes ago.

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shamille 5

Monday 11 July 2011 1:42

at least they didn't hear you! Better hope there weren't any lip readers in that group...

anencephalic 14

Monday 11 July 2011 1:50

Anencephaly?

olivia_r 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:44

I hope you realize anencephaly is when a baby is born without a brain, it has nothing to do with how smart a person is. A person born with anencephaly usually doesn't live more than two days so next time you try to refer to someone as stupid, maybe you should use more appropriate word.

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Monday 11 July 2011 1:54

How dumb. There's a mic test right on the screen.

sundevil12 0

Monday 11 July 2011 1:55

y the hell wouldnt anybody tell u that they cant hear u... fake :P

Shayton 12

Monday 11 July 2011 1:57

neck

ohyoulikethat 0

Monday 11 July 2011 2:12

haha

shelby0123 0

Monday 11 July 2011 2:22

did they listen to u when u plugged it in right

FirstBornUnicorn 0

Monday 11 July 2011 2:33

/Facepalm

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Monday 11 July 2011 2:45

mimes suck.

itswhateveridk 0

Monday 11 July 2011 2:47

u spelled realize wrong

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