Decisions, decisions

By Anonymous - 28/03/2012 16:01 - United States - Port Townsend

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Today, my 27 year-old boyfriend chose playing with Lego over making sweet love to me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 471
You deserved it 12 096
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weasel123 9

Well, Legos are pretty awesome. I can't say I blame him.

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TheFirstSamurai 18

Why make love, when with Lego you can make so much more?

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BTSfanatic 0

I stalked your profile. We have the same birfday. So I liked your comment.

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ultra_notorious 26

if a dude doesn't want to hit it, there's probably a pretty good reason for it!

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wlddog 14

It's probably because you are too demanding in bed. Maybe if you thought about him in bed then he would actually want to be there. And don't knock Legos.

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Crazberry 5

Who says she's not attentive? Besides that, isn't it enough for most guys that they're even getting any? Or do I live on the wrong planet?

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ArentWeAll 4

It should be a reward for both parties, not just the guys. I'm speaking out for all the dudes on planet earth.

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Crazberry 5

Then you should really be talking to the guys in my town... I've only met a couple who didn't like the idea of a ****'n'chuck. Other than that my impression was always that the guys are only in it for themselves.

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wlddog 14

176 - the idea of a woman that does not actually participate is exhausting and is a horrible direction to go in life. I don't care if you are the most famous Victoria secret model. (if that is actually you in your pic, your hot so pay attention). No one wants to be married to a girl that doesn't give a little back in bed. Even a dog goes to where he get pet. If you just lay there in bed then he will get bored and want to move on. Even a guys hand is more exciting than a lot of women in bed. A quicky with a hot chick is better than nothing,,,, but that's nothing to have more than once or twice.

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Crazberry 5

Okay... Thanks for the compliment first of all. That surprised me. However I wasn't saying that guys should be grateful to have a woman who lies there and takes it, but I so often hear guys pining for a girl to have sex with that it seems like they'll take anything they can get with very little regard to what the girl wants. If I'm wrong in this then maybe you should have a chat with my exes (all two of them) because that's what they were like :/ And, not to toot my own horn, I'm pretty good in bed... Or at least they always got theirs...

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perdix 29

Maybe he preferred snapping pieces together that actually fit. Buy him Enzyte and do your Kegels!

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Dracoboxer357 35

O.o .....Tell your boyfriend he just had his man card revoked. Then get him certified, as he must be nuts to choose Lego which he can play with whenever, over sex with you which he may never get again, by the sounds of it. Then thirdly, remind him you only date men, not children. Fyl. Start dating adults. :p

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Leetswaglordmaybe2 9

darling, sticking your penis into every hole available doesn't make you a man, it makes you a hormonal ********. you should realize that once you get past puberty.

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Dracoboxer357 35

^ Okay, my apologies to all, after rereading my comment, that seems a little harsh. :( I think I'm a little bitter that I never really had legos to play with growing up. I know, deprived childhood. :'( And 56- You got me, I wrote before my brain caught up to me. :)

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RedPillSucks 31

Holy mother of God. Someone actually rethought their comment and had a heartfelt retraction. Surely peace on earth is right around the corner. There's hope yet.

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HeartsCry 0

shut the hell up fat boy

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coried91 28

276- what the **** was that for? Asshole much?

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Leetswaglordmaybe2 9

just now read your reply, got to be honest your reply has made me laugh out loud in a very positive way :) have a nice day.

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guitarboy574 0

Well ya gotta admit lego is kinda ****** amazing and s

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DrNuggetcase 3

Hah he was playing with "Lego" not "Legos"?? Wow, thats kinda a fail on your part that your boyfriend would rather play with a one, singular lego than make sweet love to you.

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trismagestus 19

Lego is the plural as well as the singular. There is, officially, no such thing as 'legos'.

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Dracoboxer357 35

28- Actually, I think she may have got it: It looks like she's saying he's obviously a child, not a man. I know, surprising, isn't it? ;) (Teasing!)

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DrNuggetcase 3

Wow you must have a huge ****** nostril if youre dealing with cornflake sized boogers. Thats the real FML here!

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DrNuggetcase 3

But i agree, legos r pretty awesome.

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DrNuggetcase 3

Hah oops, my fault. It's just been one of those days...

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nicopo_fml 11

Wrong page buddy, this is about legos not boogers. Haha

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