Deez nuts

By needtoscratch - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Duluth

Today, my dormant eczema decided to come back with a vengeance - on my scrotum. I work in an open office and can't scratch unless I repeatedly run into the restroom. FML
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DooleyFTW 17

Or you could just embrace a role as the office sleazebag! Slapping asses and making dirty comments all while handling your crotch! Could be fun?

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Cowgirl9999 8

I have it too but not there... Try the baby eczema stuff. It works great!

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DarkDaedalus009 8

I scratch my balls all the time and i dont care what people say :)

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Feared 9

Yeah that's all great and all, but how many friends do you have?

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desireev 17

And that's the reason you're not allowed within 500 feet of a school... Or Chuck E Cheeze! :D

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fuzz97 23

On 12's profile it says "ladies feel free to send me a message" Because all women want a man who scratches his balls in public and doesn't care what people think of it.

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esines 9

This comment looks awfully similar to number 1's.... Hmmmmm...

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gc327072 30

This comment looks awfully similar to 21's, hmmmm...

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Welshite 39

Don't be running into the bathroom too often OP, else rumors might start popping up.

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pnutbutternjelly 15

I do not have a scrotum, but I do have eczema, and I think its a good thing that you can't scratch. the last thing you need is to scratch open the itchy bumps. Then you will have a bloody scrotum that is in constant pain. As uncomfortable as the itching is. it is still better than the alternative.

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perdix 29

Put some Brillo in your undies and wiggle around a lot.

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KingdomKey_ 8

Ouch..I have eczema too :/ but only on my fingers and in the crease of my forearm.

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Addy414 12

I have it on my hands feet, legs, elbows and knees, no fun

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j_cat187 19

I'm actually kind of glad I don't know what that is.

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MichellinMan 20

It's like a rash.

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