Gross, Smells and Health: Deez nutz

Deez nutz

By balls - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Santa Clara

Today, the only reason I took a shower was because I could smell my dick sweat while still wearing underwear. FML

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trellz17 19

Friday 2 October 2015 16:53

What do you mean "the only reason"?

Arieslink 22

Friday 2 October 2015 16:51

That's pretty nasty.

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torrilupo 14

Monday 5 October 2015 2:15

People get gross and sweaty even after a long day of working..but if your ball sweat was the only reason to shower you've got some problems bud.

Kira1965 23

Monday 5 October 2015 4:33

Ewwww!

Bgreen94 12

Wednesday 7 October 2015 0:19

Duck butter

DragonFire13 2

Saturday 10 October 2015 18:14

Wow, you're disgusting. Is water that ******* expensive wherever you live?

ACelestialDream 13

Sunday 18 October 2015 19:32

You do realize you can get serious skin infections from not practicing proper person hygiene, right?

FMLismyhobby 10

Thursday 26 November 2015 8:21

Filthy Animal

Daevahd 6

Tuesday 26 January 2016 2:24

Omfg I feel haha penis probs ?

wineshouldhelp 7

Saturday 27 February 2016 6:09

hot I would have sucked it off

jp_boards 20

Wednesday 29 June 2016 7:36

Oh that's nasty -Cleveland Brown

crethan33 6

Monday 18 July 2016 8:40

the only reason? i would asume if you can smell your dick sweat you also had greasy hair all around a bad combo. take a shower!!

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