Gross, Smells and Health: Deez nutz

easy now folks...there IS a drought on...way to conserve the ho OP.... try putting a couple of dryer sheets down the front & prolly the back of your skivvies...that should buy you a couple of days....

amanda182 19

Saturday 3 October 2015 7:35

I advise you take a shower every day.... So that you don't smell like balls.

cynthianicole95 9

Saturday 3 October 2015 8:07

I'm sorry but that's disgusting and dirty as all hell. YDI

Captain_Debilos_fml 13

Saturday 3 October 2015 9:11

you stink

galen_harris 12

Saturday 3 October 2015 10:35

I'm with you, man... me and my fiance pretty much shower for similar reasons... we're not proud of it...

alicefarina 7

Saturday 3 October 2015 11:46

A real ladies man! Charming!

pantufla 4

Saturday 3 October 2015 17:16

No BJs for you.

Keiraquarium 12

Saturday 3 October 2015 17:53

There is no way you don't deserve this. That's ******* disgusting. No one is going to want to touch that.

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