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By balls - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Santa Clara

Today, the only reason I took a shower was because I could smell my dick sweat while still wearing underwear. FML
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trellz17 19

What do you mean "the only reason"?

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obeykaitlyn 25

you don't shower everyday like most people?

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writerchic85 25

I feel no sympathy for people who choose not to shower

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Witchylady 17

Taking a shower every day is what you should be doing regardless. Hygiene is important. for your dick to smell so sweaty and gross you must have not showered for ages. Yuck. YDI

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ohnoyoudidnt2 2

you should shower long before the old fromunder cheese makes it presence known. nothing like smegma to motivate you.

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ManderDander 11

Dam I wish my boyfriend would do the same.

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elcee1987 18

What I want to know is...why did you share this with us? Do you hate humanity?

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kimise 21

Who needs reasons to take a shower?

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sillygirl247 14

You're disgusting. At least you took a shower... You should probably do that daily. If you smelled it, imagine what other people smelled...

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