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By Hunter101 - 12/05/2012 04:24 - United States - Humble

Today, I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and posted it on Facebook. When I checked it later, it had 20 comments on the picture. I was feeling good until I read the comments and looked at the picture again. I'd left my vibrator on the the bathroom counter. FML

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You deserved it 64 755

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By Sarah - 25/08/2009 16:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 652

You deserved it 10 420

By beccabooyah - 20/11/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 38 699

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By crunknasty - 30/03/2013 05:19 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 075

You deserved it 62 027

By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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You deserved it 4 396

By Anonymous - 12/11/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

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You deserved it 8 444

By paige - 27/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML

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You deserved it 51 916

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By Captain Oops-a-Lot - 03/11/2023 00:02

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML

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You deserved it 576

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By Imdeadalready - 10/07/2023 18:02 - United States - Portage

Today, I meant to send a nice picture of the flowers my boyfriend got me set up in a vase on my nightstand. Turns out I sent it to his mom. My vibrator was in the shot. I'm mortified. FML

I agree, your life sucks 349

You deserved it 923

By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 01:25 - United States - Butler

Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 020

You deserved it 12 016

You can do it

By Suomynona - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Germany - Hamburg

Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML

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You deserved it 6 926

ThatOtherMegan 30

Saturday 12 May 2012 11:52

Classy.

Bloodlvst 10

Saturday 12 May 2012 12:06

I guess you were feeling good vibes for another reason.

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1happymummy 14

Saturday 12 May 2012 12:14

I wouldnt leave it lying around in case I had surprise visitors!

fmessiah 19

Saturday 12 May 2012 12:18

At least everyone knows you keep it clean and wash it

IcedJesus 5

Saturday 12 May 2012 17:50

Or does she..

DarthDeath 12

Saturday 12 May 2012 12:19

Next time take a picture while using it :P

rattusrattus 18

Saturday 12 May 2012 12:44

I think that violates Facebook's Terms of Serivce... :P

ConesOfDeath 0

Saturday 12 May 2012 15:00

24 As long as OP is attractive I'm sure no one will report it ;-D Maybe a girl though...

DarthDeath 12

Saturday 12 May 2012 16:31

I didn't know FB had ToS... I'm screwed. :P

grace12898 0

Sunday 13 May 2012 8:01

You could always put it in reddit gonwild!

paschale 7

Saturday 12 May 2012 12:30

******* a piece of plastic? Ewwwwww. Just sayin

zandalee 19

Saturday 12 May 2012 13:02

Don't knock it till you try it... That was a seriously funny FML!!

Senseless_487 29

Saturday 12 May 2012 14:05

Somebody's a little repressed...

DarthDeath 12

Saturday 12 May 2012 15:47

Is it any worse than having a piece of another person inside of you?

DarthDeath 12

Saturday 12 May 2012 16:34

80- Speaking of pictures... yours is so ******* cool!

AnneeSo 6

Saturday 12 May 2012 17:10

15- how old are you?

GothicAngel17 24

Sunday 13 May 2012 4:22

Are you ******* kidding me? -.- I see you don't believe in enhancing ones pleasure.

pdp_fml 21

Saturday 12 May 2012 12:33

It's no shame is it?

westdallas5 4

Saturday 12 May 2012 12:37

Post the pic that sounds funny !!!

yanksby7 6

Saturday 12 May 2012 17:29

http://imgur.com/gallery/z3CqJ Link to the pic...one of those 20 people (or OP herself) submitted it

uumlaut_strohson 3

Saturday 12 May 2012 12:41

this thread is useless without pics

aem2188 3

Saturday 12 May 2012 12:43

There is a picture. It went viral. IE, this FML is fake.

yanksby7 6

Saturday 12 May 2012 17:07

It's on reddit. And I think lamebook, too

listo351 1

Saturday 12 May 2012 12:43

Haha, at least they know you can take care of a situation. How many extra people added you as a friend?

DarthDeath 12

Saturday 12 May 2012 12:46

Oh god FB has ToS? Uh oh... :P

listo351 1

Saturday 12 May 2012 12:43

Haha, at least they know you can take care of a situation. How many extra people added you as a friend?

cleoxus85 0

Saturday 12 May 2012 12:44

Foxy!

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Today, my wife dragged me to the bathroom, promising to "show something hot." Not that I was in the mood, but okay. She took off her pants, sat on a toilet, and demanded that I tell her about my day. She wanted me to entertain her while she was taking a dump. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he had sex with my sister, but it's ok because I'm better in bed. He seriously doesn't understand why I dumped his sorry ass. FML

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Today, I was designing a newspaper page with a story about an aggressive female bird that was defending its nest and attacking students near some stairs. In the article were photos of victims who were attacked. We had a good laugh over it. Later, I was walking there and the bird attacked me. FML

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You deserved it 61 671

Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML

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You deserved it 11 250

Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML

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You deserved it 3 011

Today, I realized how much of a nutter my mother really is as she decided to write on a high visibility vest a "warning" that all foreigners, especially refugees, want to rape German women. She now wants to wear it each and every day in our hometown. FML

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Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

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DELETE! DELETE!

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