Delicious smell
By Delicious - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - New Zealand
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Ew, you should be changing your sponge/bath puff once a week!!!
waterynuggets
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Bath puff lol, never heard anyone call it that before, that's cute.
AUCKLAND, I was gonna say something mean but you're from Auckland too so sweet as
YDI for it getting drunk
collegecutie0788
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For all of you saying that the sponge should have been changed weekly and then that changing it that much would cost a lot of money, trying throwing it in the washing machine. It gets it clean again but do not put it into the dryer. Let it air dry.
kitties_fml
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why does everyone say "YDI for getting drunk"? seriously? you've never gotten drunk and done stupid shit? besides, this isn't even one of those FMLs, as she didn't actually do anything stupid...anyone who's never thrown up from drinking isn't really part of the human race anyway.
letitbe56
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Seriously. People are a little unrealistically judgmental on this site.
I've never had any alcoholic beverage, I don't see the point of killing my brain and liver cells... It's the root of half of all crimes, it's immoral, causes unnecessary probs (as the OP proves yet again)... and I'm Muslim
letitbe56
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It's not that you don't have a point about the potential negative effects of alcohol. It's the excessively moralistic, self-righteous, judgmental tone of your argument that is a tad offensive and, again, unrealistic.
Not once. Drinking and doing stupid shit are all choices. You should be smart enough to learn from your mistakes and the mistakes of others. It's not like these guys are talking about the FIRST time they drank, they're considered alcoholics or at least losers by this point.
YDI for making your friends clean up your vomit.
letitbe56
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Maybe she didn't make them...maybe they just didn't want to wait for her to sober up because they were afraid it would get all dried and crusty and hard to clean.
Maybe, but people generally have at least a rough idea how much alcohol they can take without vomiting. If her friends cleaned up her vomit, they must not of have been as "drunk" as she was, or drunk at all. Seems kind of self destructive. I'm sure they weren't too thrilled either, since they kept the sponge for her to use. Idk, you're more than likely right.
At least it was your own vomit.
God_Of_Purgatory
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That is either by far the most hilarious thing I've heard all day (because it didn't happen to me) or the grossest. I don't know.
That's just... ewwwww....
FMLLOLL
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u must smellllll
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Wtf? Your friends clean up your vomit for you because you are drunk and all you can do is complain that they used your sponge? Ydi
Ok, I really don't see the issue here. If your showers are hot enough, after a few showers it would be pretty much clean, plus it's your own vomit. Yes, the thought of it is gross, but your life is nowhere near ******.