Denial

By Lady Bloodshart of the Redwater - 15/07/2016 20:27 - United States - Arlington

Today, while at a restaurant, my date shat himself. He spent the entire meal pretending nothing had happened. FML
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HeyItsCamilo 17

im waiting for him to post"today,i shat myself on a date,on the brightside i think she didn't notice"

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Sparx1_1 16

oooor something else caused the smell (like maybe the grease trap overflowing, or you were seated too close to the bathroom). Which means maybe he thought you shat yourself and spent the entire meal pretending nothing had happened.

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anonymoususer070 17

I would think it's pretty obvious if the person sitting across from you shat their pants. I've personally never been to a restaurant where you're seated THAT close to the bathroom, there could be places like that I've just never seen one. I could be wrong but from what I remember the grease trap overflowing doesn't smell like someone shat their pants plus like I said before I think you could tell if it's coming from the kitchen or right across your table or next to you.

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izzajaneful 24

Or maybe just a really smelly fart. Perhaps he spent the rest of the meal sitting at an awkward angle?

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Nickimariek 20

Oh gosh... that poor guy was probably too embarrassed to get up

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neuronerd 28

Or maybe he had a colostomy bag. One of my friends is only in his early 30s and had one for a while following surgery for colon cancer. Unfortunately, they can smell like the person shat themselves (which I guess they kind of did, but in that situation, you have no control over it and it's contained).

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EvilLittleMan 23

Does that mean a little after dinner delight was out of the question?

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chuxky 2

look i have been viewing fml's for the past 3 years in school, work and free time and never have i thought of making an account but after i read this i had to make an account you have to give him points for trying i mean he acted like nothing happened so maybe he really likes you otherwise he would have ran him

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_Adog2645 24

Really? This is your first ever comment, and your grammar is that poor?

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Eliiara 11

I feel like this needs a follow up in how it went after you noticed. Lolllll

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justamoderator 11

Maybe he picked up some smut on his sole during walk to the restaurant? It happened to me once, and I constantly thought my husband had sharted. It was dog poop all along..

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