Denial
By Lady Bloodshart of the Redwater - 15/07/2016 20:27 - United States - Arlington
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As terrible and awkward as that fate might have seemed to you, I can assure you, he had a much worse time.
why, for goodness' sake, did you not excuse yourself and leave? you didn't even have to be mean about it, just come up with a viable reason.
LMFAO
I just mediated that said I was on a date and shat myself but the best part was I don't think she noticed!!! Lol
how do you manage to take a shit on yourself did he forget his diaper?
More like a shart(shitfart). One of those "surprises".
oh damn, sounds like it's more an FML for him
How did you even find out about this? How bad was the smell that you are completely sure he shat himself?
At the restaurant I worked at some guy peed his pants in front of everyone. His date wasn't there yet, so he went home, made her wait 45 minutes, and then came back in a completely new outfit.
That user name though, lol.....
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im waiting for him to post"today,i shat myself on a date,on the brightside i think she didn't notice"
Sounds like a crappy date.