Intimacy: Denied

Denied

By Anonymous - 21/01/2010 05:28 - Canada

Today, during an episode of King of Queens that my boyfriend has seen more than once, I decided I'd try to get a little frisky. I straddled him while he was on the bed and began taking my clothes of. He pushed me out of the way and said, "Don't get naked in front of the TV." FML

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By lalala - 22/12/2011 17:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely said, "Excuse me, please" because I was blocking the T.V. FML

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By unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

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By married an old man - 05/03/2013 17:57 - United States - Rancho Mirage

Today, I decided to come onto my husband to switch things up. When I started kissing and trying to undress him, he pushed me off, saying "What're you doing? Jeopardy's about to start." FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By elisimo - 24/01/2012 08:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML

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By erjazo - 31/12/2013 21:19 - United States - Morris

Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML

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The art of seduction

By Anonymous - 26/10/2020 19:58

Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML

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By Judy69 - 07/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Dekalb

Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML

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Expectations

By Anonymous - 02/01/2022 05:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML

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By DuChaillu - 27/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

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DynamicDave 11

Thursday 21 January 2010 12:47

It's probably because you don't know the difference between "of" and "off." Also, sitcom episodes never get old!

supmofukka 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 12:26

dont get in between a guy and tv or videogames unless ur angelina jolie hot or a complete freak in the bed. otherwise contain urself for those 30 mins.

Comments

silentfog 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 13:50

fyl only in this situation because king of queens sucks

LemonStarship 5

Thursday 21 January 2010 14:19

Did you give him a blumpkin

scheme 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 14:27

XD winner

sjdjxjwn 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 14:30

haha

perdix 29

Thursday 21 January 2010 14:35

He probably read "1984" and thinks "teh gubbermint" is watching you through the TV? Was it a "King of Queens" episode where Leah Remini was still hot, or had she porked out? If it was when she was thin, your boyfriend was right, DO NOT try to compete with the HOT Carrie -- you will lose!

Blue_Coconuts 7

Thursday 21 January 2010 14:46

Doug and Carrie, Doug and Carrie, Doug and Carrie, Doug and Carrie, Doug and Carrie, Doug and Carrie, Doug and Carrie, Auther! Auther! Auther! Auther! Auther! Auther! Auther! Auther!

HoesInaBox 0

Friday 22 January 2010 4:00

Arthur*

Rota 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 15:06

When will these moron women realize that it's just annoying when they try to get between the man and the tv?

saaaammmmm 0

Friday 22 January 2010 2:06

Probably when they decide to dump them.

Boddmon 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 15:50

How did you not realize that King of Queens is more important than you?

ElMundio87 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 16:39

god forbid he might actually want to watch that episode, you can have sex with him anytime :/

FweakofCydonia 40

Monday 1 February 2016 14:52

He watched the episode multiple times....

needsmoresugar 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 16:57

My ex once asked if it could wait until after South Park. Which we were watching on DVD and could've been paused. Yeah, it was awhile until he got any after that.