Intimacy: Denied

Denied

By Anonymous - 21/01/2010 05:28 - Canada

Today, during an episode of King of Queens that my boyfriend has seen more than once, I decided I'd try to get a little frisky. I straddled him while he was on the bed and began taking my clothes of. He pushed me out of the way and said, "Don't get naked in front of the TV." FML

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By lalala - 22/12/2011 17:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely said, "Excuse me, please" because I was blocking the T.V. FML

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By unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

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By married an old man - 05/03/2013 17:57 - United States - Rancho Mirage

Today, I decided to come onto my husband to switch things up. When I started kissing and trying to undress him, he pushed me off, saying "What're you doing? Jeopardy's about to start." FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By elisimo - 24/01/2012 08:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML

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By erjazo - 31/12/2013 21:19 - United States - Morris

Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML

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The art of seduction

By Anonymous - 26/10/2020 19:58

Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML

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By Judy69 - 07/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Dekalb

Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML

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Expectations

By Anonymous - 02/01/2022 05:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML

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By DuChaillu - 27/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

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DynamicDave 11

Thursday 21 January 2010 12:47

It's probably because you don't know the difference between "of" and "off." Also, sitcom episodes never get old!

supmofukka 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 12:26

dont get in between a guy and tv or videogames unless ur angelina jolie hot or a complete freak in the bed. otherwise contain urself for those 30 mins.

Comments

KurouTenshi 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 17:01

so are you ugly or fat? I never liked my ex getting naked for anything...it's horrendous LOL

halcap17 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 1:57

Then why did you date her????

xXStarlightXx 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 17:26

your boyfriends an asshole drop him for someone who will appreciate you wanting to get frisky at dny given time

luves_it 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 17:30

next time give him a bj. he can watch his show and will think ur being sexy. win for all!!

vitaminA 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 17:56

FYL. I rather have sex than watch a stoopid tv show or play videogames

PhillyFox 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 18:22

Maybe he wanted some time to relax and didn't want you climbing all over him?

namhowell 6

Thursday 21 January 2010 18:29

What's so great about being 1st? Especially when one just states that without actually commenting? And this FML is borrrrrrrring. Men have always behaved this way, not really anything new and unexpected.

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 21 January 2010 20:22

Oh no, he wasn't in the mood for sex! Your life is ******! Contrary to popular belief, not every guy in the world wants sex every minute of the day. Also, Patton Oswalt stars in KoQ. Patton Oswalt is ******* amazing.

ojosverdes26 6

Thursday 21 January 2010 21:37

King of Queens > You

apfunction 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 22:30

he was in the middle of something, and you just up and started straddling him? I don't care if he's seen it a hundred times. and women...don't pretend you wouldn't be pissed if someone did that to you.